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'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'
'Which would you like, apple or orange juice?'
'I've been clean for six months now.'
"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."
"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."
Tags:dinner party, dinner parties, dinner guest, dinner guests, dinner, dinners, posh restaurant, posh restaurants, expensive restaurant, wine, wines, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunkenness, overindulge, overindulging, overindulged, foolish, foolishness, public humiliation, public humiliations, making a fool of yourself, inebriated, wild party, stuffy, stuffiness, stuffed shirt, stuffed shirts
'You can lead a horse to water, son, but try not to drive him to drink.'
'Man! That must have been a GREAT New Years party!'
'They are not drinking. They are 'hungover' from the brainstorming session.'
"I've been drunk on oil, but what really knocks your socks off is ethanol."
Tags:drink, drinking, drunks, drunk, alcohol, alcoholism, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcohol addict, alcohol addicts, alcohol addictions, drunkenness, oil, ethanol, getting drunk, grain alcohol, chemical compound, chemical compounds, chemistry, c.5oh., simple alcohol, ch3ch2oh, ethyl alcohol, gasoline, gas, petrol
"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"
Tags:pun, puns, word play, play on words, sea dog, seadog, sea leg, sea legs, sea, naval, nautical, wine, wines, alcohol, alcoholic, alco, alcoholism, dinner, dinner party, party, parties, partied, party hard, show-off, show off, drunk, drunken, drunkenness, drunkard, drink, drinking, binge drinking, drank, drunks, wine tasting, tasting, high society, drinks
'Dude! Come over. We're problem drinking.'
'Alchohol alone is responsible for your problems.'
Frosty has Trouble Holding His Egg Nog
He managed to get his Mission Statement down to just one word...
'Mum, that man smells like trifle.'
'Well, at least you don't think I'm crazy!'
"The nymphs, the wine, the all-night parties - look, we're all just concerned about you."
Tags:satyr, satyrs, faun, fauns, hedonist, hedonists, hedonistic, lifestyle, lifestyles, party animal, party animals, party, parties, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, bacchian, bacchians, bad influence, bad influences, drunk, drunks, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drunkenness, drinking problem, drinking problems
"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."
Tags:bride, brides, bridegroom, bridegrooms, groom, grooms, liquor, liquors, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding, weddings, bride, brides, bridegroom, bridegrooms, commitment, commitments, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, wedding vow, wedding vows, marriage vow, marriage vows, cold feet, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunkenness
"Chester continues to have a very high rollover rate.''
The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill
Tags:beer, beers, ale, ales, alcohol, spirits, pub, bar, bar and grill, watering hole, watering holes, barroom, barrooms, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, crosswalk, crosswalks, walking, walk, walks, stumble, stumbles, stumbling, inebriation, inebriated, drunkenness, intoxication, intoxicated
'Pint of Binge, please. . .'
'Do you ever worry about getting the D.T.'s?'
"But the people,Your Majesty! The people are not happy."
Tags:king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, irresponsible, irresponsibility, peasants, the peasants, insensitive, insensitivity, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, poverty divide, out of touch, drunk, drunks, drunken, drunkenness, intoxicated, intoxication, inebriated, inebriation, happy drunk, happy drunks, carefree drunk, carefree drunks
'Oh Harold, you're as drunk as a skunk... No offense Fluffy.'