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'When you asked if I'd 'like a little company' I didn't expect you to start trying to sell me your dry-cleaning business!'
Man walking by a dry cleaner's with a sign in the window saying "All work completed when you least expect it".
"How soon do you need these?"
"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."
"Apparently they had some sort of technical issue right from the start."
'Hey, Martin! Got another shirt here. Can you have it done by noon?'
'Dear, if you haven't been to the dry-cleaners yet, better check the sack before you drop it off.'
'It'll be ready Tuesday.'
"Well, they're back in fashion now, and I thought you might want to pick them up...."