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Umbrella with Flowers
'So there I am, trying to get some sun, when these 12 idiots come along and keep pushing me back in.'
Reassigned pending an investigation.
'Aww criminy, Elaine... Did you even look at the dry cleaning when you picked it up?'
Water Towers Labelled 'Still' and 'Sparkling'
Tags:water, ironic, irony, dramatic irony, still, still water, still or sparkling, sparkling, sparkling water, water, water tower, infrastructure, tower, towers, store, stored, stores, barrel, barrels, urban life, urban, dry, region, regions, regional, dry weather, summer, option, options, luxury, luxuries, option, options, choice, choices, drink, drinks, drinking, play on words, word play, word-play, pun, puns, well known, well-known phrase, phrases, everyday, every day
"Now, that's what I call a dry martini!"
Driest croissant in all the world.
First Panel: 'Hey, you didn't remove this spot from my tie!' Second Panel 'There! Now I've removed the spot from your tie!'
Area around a woman remains dry in a rainstorm.
Quick dry paint.
"That's right! Reach for the sky! Now hand over your water, you prickly varmint!"
SPF-30 Sunscreen Lotion
Advantages of being bald # 2 - Less time drying.
"I'm gonna hold out for a mocha espresso with whipped cream."
"Today's meeting is about meeting to plan a meeting to arrange a meeting about managing our meetings."
Tags:meeting, meetings, work meeting, work meetings, mandatory meeting, mandatory meetings, meetings about meetings, office environment, office environments, office culture, workplace, workplace culture, corporate culture, pushing papers, pushing paper, corporate drone, corporate drones, business meeting, business meetings, dry, boring, dull, monotonous
Push button for loud noise...
"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."
Tags:love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, gay, gay marriage, mlm, man loving man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, love life, theory, theoretical, dry spell, dry, dry-spell, club, clubbing, clubs, bar, bars, gay bar, gay bars, drinking, luck, unlucky, scene, culture, cultures, pop culture
"You're obviously under consideration for something."
Tags:success, succeed, wife, married life, marriage, married, successful, prize, prizes, award, awards, awarded, stairway to heaven, jacob's ladder, jacobs ladder, cloud, clouds, heaven, heavens, god, religious, ascend, ascending, dry, dry humour, dry humor, death, dead, dying, die, died, condolences, condolence, sympathy, sympathies, ascension, ascensions, promotion, promotions, promoted
"Burying my head in the sand is much easier now half the world's turned to desert!"
Cactus Uses An Umbrella When Raining.
"Okay, we're ready to start the meeting - as soon as Bob is done smelling the marker pens."
Welcome to the North Pole
Tags:global warming, north pole, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaying, vacationing, sustainable tourism, sustainable tourist, sustainable tourists, sea level, sea levels, ocean level, ocean levels, dry, dries, drying, dry out, drying out, desert, desert, climate change, ice level, ice levels, ice, melt, melts, melting, melted
'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'
Washday at the three bears' house.