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"Sorry, but once all that white entitlement permeates the fabric you really can't get it out."
Man walking by a dry cleaner's with a sign in the window saying "All work completed when you least expect it".
Tags:dry cleaner, dry cleaners, dry cleaning, dry-cleaning, dry-cleaner, dry-cleaners, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, laundry, laundromat, laundromats, doing laundry, washing clothes, washing clothing, sign, signs, signage, time, times, timing, surprise, surprises, expectation, expectations, expecting, expect, completed, completion, schedule, schedules, scheduling
"Our parent's generation had it rough. They had dry cleaning bills."
A woman prepares to change into her freshly-cleaned grubby dress.
Tags:dress, dresses, dressing up, dresses up, poor, poor person, poor people, poverty, living in poverty, life of poverty, start of the day, starts of the day, drycleaner, drycleaners, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, dry cleaning, rags, dressed in rags, dressing in rags, tatter, tatters, tattered, unkempt, homeless, homelessness, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars
"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."
Tags:bartender, bartenders, advice, life advice, bad marriage, bad marriages, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, dry-cleaner, dry-cleaners, overshare, oversharing, mistake, mistakes, take advantage, taking advantage, drycleaner, drycleaner's, cliche, cliches, accident, accidents, drowning your sorrows, pub, bar, bad relationship, bad relationships
'Elton, I'm in a bind. The dry cleaners lost my clothes. Do you have a red velvet suit I could borrow?'
"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."
Tags:forgetful, forgetfulness, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, laundry, chore, chores, lazy, laziness, dry cleaning, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, guilt, guilty, guiltiness, caught out, caught red handed, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships
Can you get out blood stains? I attended a rather contentious board meeting.
Kooper's Kwikie Kleaners
Tags:spelling, spellings, spell check, misspelling, misspellings, clean, cleaner, cleaners, dry cleaning, dry clean, dry cleaners, dry cleaner, laundry, laundry mat, laundry mats, business, businesses, customer service, unhappy customer, unhappy customers, angry, anger, baby boomer, baby boomers, middle age, middle aged
"Can't Yelp rate dry cleaners in order of how good they keep their mouth shut?"
Tags:launder, launders, laundry, launderers, laundering, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, dry cleaning, stoolie, stoolies, canary, canaries, mafia, mafias, mob, mobster, mobsters, organized crime, hitman, hitman, hit man, hit men, killer, killers, killing, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, recommendation, recommendations, recommending, recommend, recommends, online review, online reviews, reviewer, reviewers, reviewing
First Panel: 'Hey, you didn't remove this spot from my tie!' Second Panel 'There! Now I've removed the spot from your tie!'
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, maroon, marooned, shipwrecked, abandoned, abandon, parachute, parachutes, aid, trousers, pants, suit, suits, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, fashions, emergency help, med flight, emergency aid, emergency parachute, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, rescue, rescues, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, emergency supplies
'You got rid of the spots? But this was a polka dot shirt!'
'I'm not telling you to splash people. Just don't be careful when you pass them.'
"Apparently they had some sort of technical issue right from the start."
"What do you mean you can't locate them?A pair of trousers can't disappear!"
"It's a cape, it's red, and I'm in a hurry."
Tags:superhero, superheros, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, cape, capes, laundry, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, laundromat, laundromats, customer service, inconvenient, inconvenience, disguise, disguises, superhero disguise, superhero disguises, in a hurry, in a rush, late
"You don't need me. This is the latest teen style: perma-wrinkle-perma-dirty clothing that requires no ironing and no washing."
"I sent you dry cleaning to France."
'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'
'It'll be ready Tuesday.'
"That goes to the dry cleaners."
Tags:dry cleaner, dry cleaners, dry cleaning, lamb wool, lamb's wool, lambs wool, laundry, laundrette, laundrettes, laundry day, washing day, washing machine, washing machines, sheep, lamb, lambs, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, washing room, chore, chores, housework, household chore, household chores, laundries
Super Hero Dry Cleaning