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"Sorry, but once all that white entitlement permeates the fabric you really can't get it out."
Man walking by a dry cleaner's with a sign in the window saying "All work completed when you least expect it".
Tags:dry cleaner, dry cleaners, dry cleaning, dry-cleaning, dry-cleaner, dry-cleaners, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, laundry, laundromat, laundromats, doing laundry, washing clothes, washing clothing, sign, signs, signage, time, times, timing, surprise, surprises, expectation, expectations, expecting, expect, completed, completion, schedule, schedules, scheduling
"Our parent's generation had it rough. They had dry cleaning bills."
"A shirt like that should be dry-cleaned only."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, marooned, maroon, stranded, abandoned, abandon, abandonment, castaway, castaways, shirt, shirts, fashions, mens fashion, men's fashion, clothes wash, laundry, house hold chore, household chores, dry clean, dry cleaning, dry-clean, dry-cleaning, dry clean only, dry-clean only, expensive clothes, expensive clothing, priorities, priority, prioritising, prioritise, prioritizing, prioritize, wrong priorities, bad priorities
A woman prepares to change into her freshly-cleaned grubby dress.
Tags:dress, dresses, dressing up, dresses up, poor, poor person, poor people, poverty, living in poverty, life of poverty, start of the day, starts of the day, drycleaner, drycleaners, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, dry cleaning, rags, dressed in rags, dressing in rags, tatter, tatters, tattered, unkempt, homeless, homelessness, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars
Waiting for Pants
"Look, I brought it in to be cleaned, not critiqued."
Tags:fashion, fashions, fashionable, conscious, self conscious, insecure, insecurity, trend, trends, trendy, trending, regret, regrets, skimpy, retail, dry cleaning, laungry, laundrette, gossip, gossiping, rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours, critic, critique, critical, prude, prudish, prudishness, generation, generation gap
'Elton, I'm in a bind. The dry cleaners lost my clothes. Do you have a red velvet suit I could borrow?'
"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."
Tags:forgetful, forgetfulness, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, laundry, chore, chores, lazy, laziness, dry cleaning, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, guilt, guilty, guiltiness, caught out, caught red handed, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships
Can you get out blood stains? I attended a rather contentious board meeting.
"All my dirndls are at the dry cleaner's."
Kooper's Kwikie Kleaners
Tags:spelling, spellings, spell check, misspelling, misspellings, clean, cleaner, cleaners, dry cleaning, dry clean, dry cleaners, dry cleaner, laundry, laundry mat, laundry mats, business, businesses, customer service, unhappy customer, unhappy customers, angry, anger, baby boomer, baby boomers, middle age, middle aged
"Can't Yelp rate dry cleaners in order of how good they keep their mouth shut?"
Tags:launder, launders, laundry, launderers, laundering, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, dry cleaning, stoolie, stoolies, canary, canaries, mafia, mafias, mob, mobster, mobsters, organized crime, hitman, hitman, hit man, hit men, killer, killers, killing, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, recommendation, recommendations, recommending, recommend, recommends, online review, online reviews, reviewer, reviewers, reviewing
First Panel: 'Hey, you didn't remove this spot from my tie!' Second Panel 'There! Now I've removed the spot from your tie!'
"Admit it, Hillary makes you feel like you forgot to pick up the dry cleaning."
Tags:forgetful, forgetfulness, middle age, middle aged, dry cleaning, dry cleaners, laundry, dirty laundry, cheat, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affair, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, unfaithful, unfaithfulness, sleeping around, household chore, household chores
'You got rid of the spots? But this was a polka dot shirt!'
"Apparently they had some sort of technical issue right from the start."
"You don't need me. This is the latest teen style: perma-wrinkle-perma-dirty clothing that requires no ironing and no washing."
'We were having some trouble getting the alphabet soup out of your sweater until we realized that the 'G' and 'L' was your monogram.'
"I sent you dry cleaning to France."
'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'
"I would never launder money. It requires dry cleaning."
Tags:money laundering, white collar crime, white collar crimes, embezzlement, embezzling, money, dirty money, clean money, executive, executives, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, dry cleaning, laundry, laundry mat, laundry mats, crimes, criminal, criminals, money motivated, nonviolent
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