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"What a nightmare. I dreamt that gradually, imperceptibly, and inexorably the natural reservoirs of moisture in my skin were drying up."
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"It's my itchy trigger finger, Doc. If I don't get some lotion, I'm gonna have to shoot somebody!"
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"I'm going back. I'm getting dry skin."
"What do I recommend for dandruff? Wear a white coat."
'You need to do something about your dry skin.'
'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'
'Don't think 'blotchy'. Think variegated skin, like a beautiful plant.'
'So, how long have you been bothered by this dry scalp condition?'
"My skin looks terrible. Fortunately I'm going to shed it next week."
Starting from scratch dermatology clinic.
"Slim has a dry scaly patch on his neck! Ride to town and bring the dermatologist."
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Thick Skin Lotion
'You know Jerry, I think you should try a stronger dandruff shampoo.'
"Because this job is dangerous enough without having to worry about dry, flaky skin."
"Hang on a minute...That's not regular fish food...That's ECZEMA!"
'I'll tell you one thing about this time of the year...we're all itchin' for summer to get here.'
"Well, the tests definitely show your skin is too dry: Frankly, you're not slimy enough..."
'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'
Pumice Stone Accidents.
Xerosis: Effects of a lifetime of photocopier abuse.
Egyptian mummy purchasing lip embalm.
'This corn's got dandruff.'
'Did we bring enough lotion because the ancient curse of the mummy is very dry skin!'
'I've finally found a moisturizer that really works!'