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"How soon do you need these?"
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'Chill. I'm just mixing some cans of paint in the dryer.'
Add Your Own Caption Week # 223
"If you didn't want to wear a cape made of dryer lint to school, you shouldn't have such a crazy mom."
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'It'll take a few days for the dryer parts to come in. In the meantime, you might want to set some lint traps in your basement.
Rosa Parks doing her laundry.
We have your sock.
As the Dryer Spins
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"This looks like more fun than taking a bath."
"It was taking too long to dry the cat using the towel...so I put fluffy in the dryer!"
"I think it's our duty to notify the feds, Kelly."
Tags:money laundering, clean money, cleaning money, dirty money, drug money, money, washing, washing machine, washing machines, dryer, dryers, tumble dryer, tumble dryers, crimes, criminal, criminals, whistle blower, whistleblower, whistleblowers, whistle blowers, law and order, white collar crime, white collar crimes
"We have a lot in common."
Tags:hairdryer, hairdryers, hair-dryer, hair-dryers, hair dryer, hair dryers, washing machine, washing machines, tumble dryer, tumble dryers, dryer, dryers, date, dates, first date, first dates, love life, love-life, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, electrical appliance, electrical appliances
Mom, do you get any perks with this job?'
'Of course the dryer you buy will be upright and fully assembled. This is a floor model.'
Man has his fingers taken off by a hand dryer.
'Press this button and you can watch the food cook in HD!'
'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'
The Missing Sock Returns
'I usually wait for it to stop spinning.'
"The microwave is broke. It did warm my food, but it also tossed it around and broke my plate."
'Well... At least we finally know where all those missing socks from the dryer went.'
'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'
Tags:mom, mum, mother, daughter, family, store, grocery store, wrinkles, wrinkle, wrinkle remover, age, skin, dermatology, dryer, clothes dryer, drying machine, washer/dryer, child, children, housewife, dermatologists, dermatology, skincares, skincare, skin-care, skin care, antiaging cream, anti-aging cream, antiageing cream, antiageing creams, anti-ageing cream, anti-ageing creams, vain, vanity
Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'
Tags:weight gain, weight-gain, fat, fatness, trouser, trousers, belt, belts, loosening, loosen, slack, slacks, date, dates, belly, bellies, pizza delivery, pizza deliveries, denial, denials, junk food, fast food, dryer, dryers, laundry, shrinking, unhealthy, lifestyle, lifestyles, danae, non sequitur