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"How soon do you need these?"
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Add Your Own Caption Week # 223
"If you didn't want to wear a cape made of dryer lint to school, you shouldn't have such a crazy mom."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, kid, kids, childhood, school clothes, school uniform, school uniforms, embarrassed, embarrass, embarrassing, embarrassing parent, embarrassing parents, mother, mothers, mothering, motherhood, son, sons, growing up, dryer, dryers, lint, dryer lint, tumble dryer, tumble dryers, crazy, craziness, insane, insanity, cape, capes, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting
Rosa Parks doing her laundry.
We have your sock.
As the Dryer Spins
Tags:dryer, dryers, spin, spins, spinning, sock, socks, soap opera, soap operas, lost sock, lost socks, missing sock, missing socks, soap, soaps, cheat, cheats, trust issues, serial, serialized story, serialized stories, story, stories, melodrama, melodramas, melodramatic, infidelity, infidelities, adulterer, adulterers, laundry, chore, chores
"It was taking too long to dry the cat using the towel...so I put fluffy in the dryer!"
"I think it's our duty to notify the feds, Kelly."
Tags:money laundering, clean money, cleaning money, dirty money, drug money, money, washing, washing machine, washing machines, dryer, dryers, tumble dryer, tumble dryers, crimes, criminal, criminals, whistle blower, whistleblower, whistleblowers, whistle blowers, law and order, white collar crime, white collar crimes
"We have a lot in common."
Tags:hairdryer, hairdryers, hair-dryer, hair-dryers, hair dryer, hair dryers, washing machine, washing machines, tumble dryer, tumble dryers, dryer, dryers, date, dates, first date, first dates, love life, love-life, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, electrical appliance, electrical appliances
'Of course the dryer you buy will be upright and fully assembled. This is a floor model.'
Man has his fingers taken off by a hand dryer.
'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'
The Missing Sock Returns
'I usually wait for it to stop spinning.'
"The microwave is broke. It did warm my food, but it also tossed it around and broke my plate."
Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'
Tags:weight gain, weight-gain, fat, fatness, trouser, trousers, belt, belts, loosening, loosen, slack, slacks, date, dates, belly, bellies, pizza delivery, pizza deliveries, denial, denials, junk food, fast food, dryer, dryers, laundry, shrinking, unhealthy, lifestyle, lifestyles, danae, non sequitur
'Well... At least we finally know where all those missing socks from the dryer went.'
Hand drying method for kids.
'I wish our washer and dryer were on the first floor. . . It'd be more convenient.'
'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'
Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).
Tags:sweet, sour, sourness, lemon, lemons, washer, washers, dryers, laundry day, detergents, fabric softeners, fabric softeners, washing powder, washing powders, washing machine, washing machines, tastebud, taste bud, tastebuds, taste buds, dryer, laundry, soap, detergent, fabric, softener, pucker, front, load, clean, clothes, chore, chores, housework
"Why do we need a lint trap in the dryer when our bellybuttons trap it just fine?"
Rhonda would somehow always manage to enlarge her clothes when doing laundry.