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Dog Returns To Hunter With Bottle Of Champagne
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"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."
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"I came on this trip to get a break from sitting in a cubicle all day!"
"At least we scared them."
"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."
Duck play a trick on hunter.
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"We've gotten the poll results. We've crunched the numbers. We've adjusted for margin of error. He's got to shoot more ducks."
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"When the game warden isn't looking, plant this little gun on the duck."
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"Y'know, I'd say that the Game Warden really isn't your biggest worry anymore."
"Maybe you should ask yourself why you're inviting all this duck hunting into your life right now."
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'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'
'I'll take it. How soon can you deliver?'
Duck spits out hunter's bullet.
Ducks carrying bomb flying over hunters
"I'm migratory, Henrietta, not flighty."
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'I don't know what you've got there, Ed, but it's certainly not a duck call!'
The duck stops here.
Hunters given the finger bird by birds.
Maps to trophy buck's homes $10
"What? Our flock is leaderless, our entire ecosystem is in jeopardy, I'm almost blown out of the sky and all you can say QUACK?!"
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'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'
Missing the Obvious.
Dog chasing a duck in a motorboat.