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"When the game warden isn't looking, plant this little gun on the duck."
Duck spits out hunter's bullet.
Ducks carrying bomb flying over hunters
'I don't know what you've got there, Ed, but it's certainly not a duck call!'
"Yeah, it's a decoy: You'd better stay safely hidden for a while..."
"Boy o boy, that's not good: The hunters don't even want to negotiate..."
'Hang on, the analysis of the Audiospectrograph of that call indicates it's a decoy...'
Where there's a will
'So WHAT if I'm a duck too? There's nothing in this permit that says that ducks can't legally hunt OTHER ducks at this time of year!'
'On the plus side you can hear him barking a mile away.'
Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel
Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Airplane
'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'
I'd like a single room until the hunting season is over.
I should have listened to my Mum: 'Never sit down during the hunting season...'
Inflatable Duck Boat