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"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."
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"Will you buy us booze?"
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Duck with outboard motor.
'That settles it, we're not ducks!'
'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'
"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."
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"I suppose you're all wondering why I called you here."
'There you go Mr Duck: A brand new pond! That will be $50 thanks...'
"How's the duck pond coming?"
'Get one thing straight from the beginning; we quack! We never cluck!'
'This bread's actually meant for multiple ducks.'
'And when you're flying South...avoid Peking.'
'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'
Rare Duck Phobias.
"Ah, here comes the caterer."
'Doug needs to work on his landings.'
Quark! Quark! - Duck on power plant pond.
'I will go away with you to Paris, to Venice, to the ends of the earth, but first I must fulfill my promise to build a duck pond.'
'I'm sorry son, but in the real world ugly ducklings just grow up into ugly ducks'
'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'
'I will go away with you to Paris...but first I must fulfill my promise to build a duck pond.'
Thank you for visiting us again Son... Can I still call you Son? You are so handsome now...
'You know why they call you an old coot, because you are an old coot.'