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"Hold on a second. I have no idea where my ears are."
"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."
Duck visits the dentist,
Tags:thanksgiving, thanks giving, thanksgiving turkey, thanksgiving turkeys, turkey, turkeys, poultry, escape, escaping, escaped, escapes, duck, ducks, pretend, pretending, fit in, fitting in, quack, sneak, sneaking, sneaks, snuck, farm, farmer, farmers, farming, kill, killed, kills, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Scaring the hunter.
Tags:hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunted, scare, scares, scaring, scared, startle, startles, startled, startling, bird, bird, duck, ducks, balloon, balloons, pop, pops, popping, popped, pi, pins, bang, bangs, banging, banged, shock, shocks, shocking, shocked, surprise, surprises, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."
Tags:duck, ducks, bird, birds, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking bird, talking birds, impersonation, impersonate, imitate, imitating, imitation, impression, impressions, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, singer, singers, songwriter, songwriters, dance, rock, rock and roll, pioneer, pioneers, music, musician, musicians
'What? I've been cut from the team!??'
Tags:basketball, basket ball, duck, ducks, dinner, meat, poultry, cut from the team, cut, cuts, cutting, eat, eating, eats, eaten, cook, cooking, cooks, cooked, cooker, cookers, team, teams, roast, roasting, roasts, orange sauce, coach, coaches, missing the point, missed the point, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."
Tags:feet, foot, attraction, duck, ducks, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, bird, birds, animal, animals, date, dates, dating, single life, dating scene, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders
"The duck stays!"
"That's what's the matter with kids today!"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, teen, teens, teenage, teenager, youth, young, young person, duck, ducks, bird, birds, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking bird, talking birds, talking duck, talking ducks, lazy, old age, generation, generations, kids today, modern life, millennial, millennials, baby boomer, baby boomers
'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'
Old MacDonald had an Office
Tags:old macdonald, old mcdonald, old macdonald had a farm, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, offices, office worker, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, farm animal, farm animals, duck, ducks, pig, pigs, unprofessional, disorganised, disorganisation, kids song, kids songs, kids' song, kids' songs
"I'll be honest, Raymond. I really don't give a damn about the wetlands."
Tags:wetland, wetlands, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, duck, ducks, passion, passions, date, dates, conservationist, conservationists, wildlife, natural habitat, natural habitats, bad date, bad dates, incompatible, first date, first dates, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, wildfowl
'Always with the 'v'...would it kill us to try a 'w'? Even an 'i' would be cool.'
"I'm sorry, sir. That's the children's menu."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, children's menu, children's menus, kid's menu, kid's menu, rubber duck, rubber ducks, rubber duckie, rubber duckies, duck, ducks, child, children, kid, kids, immature, childish
"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."
Tags:decoy, decoys, duck, ducks, duck decoy, duck decoys, hunter, hunters, hunting, bloodsport, bloodsports, blood sport, blood sports, shoot, shoots, duck season, wildlife, waterfowl, waterfowls, duck pond, duck ponds, wild bird, wild birds, listener, listeners, listening skill, listening skills, good listener, good listeners, date, dates, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, true love, true loves, companionship, companionships
Coping with ducks
'I know were migratory birds, but do we really have to do this every spring and fall?'
Water resistant, shock resistant, change resistant. 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it!'
"Mom, are we waterproof or just water-resistant?"
"You're wondering why I've called you here."
Tags:business, office, offices, office life, businessman, businessmen, meeting, meetings, called, hunter, hunters, hunting, shooting, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, weapon, weapons, hunting rifle, hunting rifles, shotgun, shotguns, animal, animals, duck, ducks, duck call, duck calls, word play, wordplay, hobby, hobbies, sport, sports
When the animals are in charge.
"Today you're an ugly duckling, but one day you'll turn into a gawky adolescent duck."
Please (don't) feed Birds.
"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bargaining, business deal, business deals, union, unions, contract, contracts, contracting, holiday, holidays, easter, easter bunny, easter bunnies, egg, eggs, easter eggs, easter eggs, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, duck, ducks, threat, threats, threatening, modern life