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"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."
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'Drat! I better take her in. The check engine light just went off.'
'The numbers don't look good. Ironically, there's no quick fix.'
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'You don't have to do this, Mr. Wilson. Think about your family!'
"How do you feel about duct tape?"
'The pharmacy didn't have any sleep masks, but they had a sale on duct tape.'
The one thing duct tape couldn't fix.
Man repairing a aeroplane wing with duct tape.
"The market might have been up today but many investors were wrapped in plastic and duct tape."
'I realize you're attached to your car. However, when it's being held together by duct tape, it's time to buy a new one.'
'Do you know where your phone charger is? . . . I know where mine is.'
"Duct taping your phone to your head isn't smart, it's being cheap. Go buy a bluetooth."
'Pete and I have what we call the '80 percent duct tape rule'. Once something is patching up with 80 percent duct tape, I can toss it.'
"I don't accept your insurance but they say anything can be repaired with duct tape."
"So that's how you fixed things before there was duct tape!"
'Why don't you take it to a goldsmith? — that duct tape looks awful!'
'Is that a variation of Google Glass?'
Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!
"Due to budget cuts this is the only equipment we have in the event of a bio-terrorist attack."
"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."
'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'
"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."