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"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."
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'The numbers don't look good. Ironically, there's no quick fix.'
'The pharmacy didn't have any sleep masks, but they had a sale on duct tape.'
Man repairing a aeroplane wing with duct tape.
The one thing duct tape couldn't fix.
"The market might have been up today but many investors were wrapped in plastic and duct tape."
'Do you know where your phone charger is? . . . I know where mine is.'
Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!
"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."
"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."
'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'
'Our repair success record is as good as duct tape.'
'I don't accept your insurance but they say anything can be repaired by duct tape.'
Leading Economic Indicator.
'He keeps the duct tape industry in the black.'
'No, the duct tape is for home use. Here we hold things together with red tape.'
'I'd say it's a very recent mummy, since it's wrapped in duct tape.'
Great moments in duct tape history: Kittyhawk, 1903
"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"
"How many times are you going to try to fix that charger cable with duct tape? It's time to just buy a new one."
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