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"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."
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"Have your scalp on my desk by four O'clock."
The Graveyard of Past Deadlines
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'When is it due Diligence?'
"So! When's the big day?"
'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'
Do not open 'til Christmas...
"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."
"Mom, when you were pregnant with me, did I have a tracking number so you could check on my delivery status?"
'I thought it was polite to ask about the baby. I didn't know she was just overweight.'
"The books are due tomorrow. The library staff is being laid off."
"335 sheep, 336 sheep, 337 sheep, 338 sheep, 1 quarterly report, 1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep, 4 sheep, 5 sheep..."
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Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"
Due tomorrow. Do tomorrow.
'Mum's tired of carrying all this extra weight. I'd throw something out but there's only me!!'
'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'
"OK...your payment plan is all set up. Your check is due the first of each month."
"Baldo, you never seem to be in a hurry to finish to do your homework."
"I decided to procrastinate as soon as I got this assignment!"
Where bird watching is not thought of as strictly a hobby.
'Sorry, you've gone past your 'Best Used By' date.'
'I'm banking on celebrating Father's Day this year!'
Rhino Wine, Not good until 2025.
'I'm sorry, Miss Root, Thomas got sick last night. I brought his project in. It's a cracker building, he ate as much as he designed!'