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"Hookers? Tomorrow? I thought we were going to the Guggenheim."
"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"
'I went to give a high five - missed the other guy's hand - and hit the rim of the dugout.'
"No, you hang up first. No, you!"
"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."
"I said no to a man cave but I compromised on a dugout."
'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'
'Well, the internal swing mechanism is shot. I can fix it, but it won't be cheap. If I were you, I'd just go back to the dugout and choose another bat.'
'Doc says my cholesterol level is well above the Mendoza Line.'
'We still can't afford to modernize the visitors dugout.'
'He hates having his football viewing disrupted by visitors.' (Home and away dugouts in room).
Celebrations/fights in the dug-out.
"How 'bout one high and upside to the heckler behind our dugout?"