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'I wouldn't advise you to write your autobiography. It would be a very dull read.'
MEMEME All about me!
This bloke's borking...I should wait a few minutes before I walk away...No, say you need a p**s and don't come back!
'This is my 7,623rd cappuccino to date.'
'When did you become so boring?' 'I didn't! Everything around me became interesting.'
'If brains were water, his wouldn't be sufficient to baptise a flea!'
New Blah Cologne for Dull Men.
'What do you mean you're in two minds about me?' (He's boring...ugly too).
'-aand even my wife reckons I'm a boring old codger..'
'It was a unique experience going out with you Harold, I've never had a date with a vegetable before.'