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'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'
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"They, like, invented retro."
Tags:history, historical, ancient, greek, greece, pantheon, temple, temples, column, columns, architecture, ruin, ruins, invention, inventions, invented, inventor, inventors, retro, vintage, antique, travel, tourism, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourist, tourists, backpacker, backpackers, hipster, hipsters, millennial, millennials, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb
House Intelligence Committee
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Tags:slide, slides, sliding, slider, sliders, broke, broken, fool, fools, foolish, foolishness, stupid, stupidity, son, sons, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, disbelief, disbelieves, dumb, silly, idiot, idiots, idiotic, unbelieveable, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"We've got enough rocks – what we need is better intelligence."
I'm with Stupid - I'm with Guilty
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"I used to be innocent. Then I was naive. Now I'm just dumb."
Tags:psychology, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, innocent, innocence, naive, gullible, dumb, stupid, intelligence, ego, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-worth, self-value, mental health, worry, worries, worrying, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, mental health, decline, declines, declining, deteriorate, deteriorates, deteriorating, deterioration, devolve, devolves, devolving, devolution, middle age, middle-aged, midlife crisis
"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, celly, cellie, cellies, tally, tallies, tally mark, tally marks, counting, counting the days, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, dumb, stupid
"Wait! Come Back!"
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"National security team: we're in crisis. How do we end this Stormy Daniels story once and for all?"
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Despite its name, the Thesaurus was quite often at a loss for words.
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, thesaurus, word, words, spell, spells, spelling, meteor, meteorite, intelligent, intelligence, fire, fires, rock, rocks, asteroid, asteroids, idiom, idioms, contradict, contradiction, contradictions, dumb, stupid, english language, language, languages, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, tele-marketing, tele-marketer, tele-marketers, cold calling, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, scam, scams, con, cons, fraud, trickery, free, free trip, free trips, cancun, mexico, won, winner, winners, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, cruise, cruises, you've won, gullible, naive, stupid, dumb, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, modern life, too good to be true
'Remember, kids - There are no dumb questions, only dumb questioners.'
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'Unfortunately, your insurance only allows for treatment by doctors who scored 68 or less on their medical boards.'
"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."
God laughs with you, not at you - unless you pray for something stupid.
"You were a schlub in all of your previous lives, too."
Tags:fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, client, clients, customer, customers, modern life, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, previous life, previous lives, reincarnation, religion, religious, schlub, schlubs, talentless, unattractive, socially awkward, clumsy, stupid, dumb, loser, losers, bad news
Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate
Knowing that her doctorate in bio-physics made her profoundly overqualified for the job, Susan played dumb during the interview.
'I gotta hand it to you, Conway. It takes a genius like you to figure out how to get an 8-foot-long table through a 3-foot-wide door!'
"How nice of you to call me out of the blue, young man. It so happens I have forty-five million just sitting in my piggy bank, and maybe having a broker wouldn't be such a bad idea."
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Are You As Dumb As a Post?
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"Sudoku for Dummies"
"I like it. It's dumb without trying to be clever."
Tags:business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, executive, executives, manager, managers, meeting, meetings, business meetings, business meeting, board meeting, board meetings, advertising, advertisers, plan, plans, mock-up, mock up, mock-ups, mock ups, mockup, mockups, incompetence, incompetent, buzzword, buzzwords, corporate, corporation, corporations, corporate buzzword, corporate buzzwords, jargon, corporate jargon, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, dumb, dumbness
"I'm trying to learn to see things from stupid people's point of view."
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