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'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'
"Why is everyone's valuable input so stupid?"
"Shouldn't you rake those up first and then set them on fire?"
"While I'm not against the concept of a corporate mascot, per se, Harmon, I feel an enormous green stag named Mega-buck is wrong for us.
Your I.Q. must be this low to go on this ride.
"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."
"There's a reason, Jim, that they call it 'cow tipping' and not 'bull tipping.'"
"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."
"Look at this! This educational researcher says that the pipeline that carries girls from kindergarten to college is full of bright, ambitious young women. And that pipeline that carries boys is leaking. Badly."
"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."
"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"
'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'