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"How soon do you need these?"
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"Does it hurt when I do this?"
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"This is a holdup - you got a problem with that?"
"You want to be cremated, Victor? When?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, dark humor, dark humour, black humour, black humor, die, died, dead, death, dying, cremated, cremation, stupid question, dumb question, stupid questions, dumb questions, date, dates
"Where does it hurt..?"
'What seems to be the problem?'
'Until you joined us, Stanley, there were no dumb questions!'
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"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"
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"Well, Pendergast, I stand corrected on that part about there being no dumb questions."
"What a lovely little dog. What's his name?"
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"I always say there's no such thing as a stupid question, but..."
Kid to fallen teacher: 'Will this be on the test?'
'We're currently working on an app that prevents customer service people frpm rolling their eyes when a customer asks a dumb question.'
"My goodness, Albert! Would it kill you if you...okay, forget it. Stupid question."
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"Does your dog bite?"
"Gracie, if you could vote for president, who would you vote for?"
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"Duh! You must get tired of all these stupid questions."
Lady to clerk at Farmer's Market: 'I'll take one with coveralls.'
'Do we have any electric wine?'
"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"
"Where do I go again?"
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