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'Whoa, deja vu.'
"We never talk anymore."
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"Say hello to my little friend!"
"If that thing says one word, I'm leaving!"
Tags:funeral, funerals, ventriloquists dummy, ventriloquists dummies, ventriloquist's dummy, ventriloquists' dummies, ventriloquist, ventriloquists, dummies, creepy, creeped out, ventriloquism, ventriloquy, performer, performers, funeral service, funeral services, coffin, coffins, memorial service, memorial services
"Sometimes I live in the country. Sometimes I live in town. And sometimes I take a great notion to jump in the river and drown."
Tags:ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquism, dummy, dummies, dunk, dunks, dunking, bucket, buckets, drown, drowns, drowning, jump in the river, jumps in the river, jumping in the river, suicide, suicides, suicidal, suicidal thought, suicidal thoughts, mask, masks, masking, psychological problem, depressed, depression, clinical depression, cope, copes, coping, coping mechanism, coping mechanisms
"Well, he didn't get that kind of language from me!"
Tags:language, bad language, ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquism, bad language, swear, swears, swearing, curse, curses, cursing, dummy, dummies, parent, parents, parenting, repeat, repeats, repeating, repetition, bad habit, bad habits, blame, blames, blameless, mother, mothers, father, fathers, spouse, spouses, comedian, comedians
Crash Testing Clown Car.
Tags:clown car, clown cars, dummy, dummies, crash testing, crash tests, clowns, clowning, clown, circus, circuses, circus clown, routine, routines, crash test, crash tests, crash testing, scare, scary, crash, crashing, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, experiment, experiments, destructive testing, crash tested, safety, safe
'Let me get this straight... You say you had no steering or brakes, and your car just ran into the wall on its own?'
Tags:crash, crashes, crashed, crashing, crash dummy, crash dummies, crash test, crash tests, crash testing, dummy, dummies, health and safety, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, cop, cops, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, law enforcement, no control, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Sudoku for Dummies"
The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'
'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'
Tags:wheel, wheels, the wheel, invent, invention, inventing, invented, invents, inventor, inventors, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, crash test, test, tests, testing, tested, dummy, dummies, prehistoric, roll, rolling, dawn of man, crash, crashes, crashing, crashed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Lyle! You grabbed the wrong mouthpiece!'
Tags:mouthpiece, mouthpieces, pacifier, pacifiers, teeth guard, teeth guards, dummy, dummies, baby, babies, boxing match, boxing matches, boxing ring, boxing rings, boxer, boxers, health and safety, dentist, dentists, professional boxer, professional boxers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Barry devises a way to get two lunches.
"Come on, Charlie, let me in on when you guys are making the break!"
Tags:prison, prisons, jail, jails, incarceration, incarcerated, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, crime, criminal, criminals, punishment, convict, convicts, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, cell-mate, cell-mates, cell mate, cell mates, celly, cellie, cellies, night, nighttime, bedtime, dummy, dummies, prop, props, mannequin, mannequins, fake, false, body, bodies, escape, escaping, escaping prison, escaping jail, prison escape, prison escapes, breaking out, break out, break out of jail, break out of prison, prison break, prison breaks, time, date, secret, secrets, too late, join
A crash test dummy counts sheep.
Tags:sleep, sleeps, sleeping, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, dummy, dummies, count sheep, counts sheep, counting sheep, jump, jumps, jumping, crash, crashes, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, danger, dangers, dangerous, stunt, stunts, relax, relaxes, relaxing, car crash, car crashes, car accident, car accidents
"This information is on a need-to-know basis and Ferguson, God bless him, doesn't need to know."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, secret, secrets, secret information, classified, classified information, need-to-know, village idiot, airhead, airheads, space cadet, space cadets, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, simpleton, simpletons, smiling, dummy, dummies
'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'
'You call yourself a steering committee?!'
'Now, remember, when we get in there, let me do all the talking.'
'Good Heavens, man, you look like an accident waiting to happen.'
"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."
Tags:bouncing, ball, balls, strange, perspective, perspectives, business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, village idiot, airhead, airheads, space cadet, space cadets, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, simpleton, simpletons, smiling, dummy, dummies
"Hands up! This is a robbery!"
'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'
Smart Cars for Dummies.