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'I'll never date another apostrophe... the last one was too possessive.'
"I feel you should know, Maureen. I've decided to downsize our marriage."
"Sex brought us together, but gender drove us apart."
"The virtual reality is I still don't love you."
"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"
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"This isn't working. I'm putting you on a plane back to Ohio."
Tags:husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, divorce, divorced, divorcing, divorce lawyer, divorce lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, breakup, breaking up, broken up, broke up, dumped, split up, separate, separating, separated, kicked out, lazy, loser, losers, unmotivated, unemployed, mooch
"Well, it's a lovely gesture, but I still think we should start seeing other people."
Tags:date, dates, dating, relationships, relationship, bad relationships, bad relationships, dump, dumping, dumped, ends, ending, ending a relationship, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, tattoo, tattoos, tattoo fails, bad tattoo, bad tattoos, regret, regetting, pointless gestures, pointless gesture, nice gesture, nice gestures, gesture, gestures, seeing other people, see other people
"You are about to experience something rare in your life, Stan—rejection."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, rejection, rejected, rejecting, experience, experiences, new, rare, women, woman, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, dumped, dumping
"Herbert, I've decided to seek your ouster."
Tags:ouster, ousters, divorce, divorced, divorcing, separate, separation, separated, breakup, breakups, breaking up, broken up, broke up, dump, dumped, heartbreak, heartbroken, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women
"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."
Tags:broken heart, broken hearts, heartbreak, heartbroken, dumped, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, grieve, grieving, grievance, depressed, depression
"I don't love you anymore, Lucille, and I'm dropping you off at your mother's house."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, breakup, breakups, dump, dumped, dumping, date, dates, dating, divorce, divorced, divorcing, filing for divorce, separate, separating, separated, cubism, surrealism, expressionism, paint, painting, paints, paintings, painter, painters, art, artwork, work of art, famous, artist, artists
"Where should we dump it, boss?"
Tags:mob, the mob, mobster, mobsters, dead body, xmas tree, xmas trees, christmas tree, christmas trees, dump, dumps, dumped, dumping, get rid of, rid, rids, ridding, rid, do away, throw way, clear out, clears out, cleared out, clearing out, tree, trees, christmas, xmas, christmas holiday, christmas holidays, similar, similarity, boss, dead bodies, no use, useless
"Ah, Miss Bergdall, your headache seems much better!"
Tags:dating, dates, first dates, spurned lover, spurned suitor, rejected, rejection, let down gently, dumped, dumpee, stalking, stalks, stalker, laying in wait, catching out, caught out, 1940s high society, high society, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons, 1940s, headache, headaches, excuses, bad excuses, bad excuse, excuse
"We'll always have the food court."
'I'm sorry Roger, it's not you, it's the way you move, it's just so bizarre.'
"Perhaps it was thoughtless of me, perhaps not. I haven't given it much thought."
"I think I'd like to start seeing other elephant trainers, Rolf."
Tags:animal, animals, elephant, elephants, trained animal, trained animals, circus animal, circus animals, trainer, trainers, talking animal talking animals, ringleader, ringleaders, breakup, breakups, breaking up, broken up, broke up, dump, dumped, split up, splitting up, separate, separated, separation, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends
"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, divorce, divorcing, divorced, breakup, breaking up, broken up, broke up, dumped, rebrand, rebranding, advertising, marketing
"As part of new security measures, Doris has locked me out of the house."
Tags:marriage, marriages, relationship, relationships, failing marriage, failing marriages, failing relationship, failing relationships, marital difficulties, relationship difficulties, kicked out, locked out, dumped, downplay, downplaying, making up excuses, excuses, bravado, false bravado, understate, understated, divorce, male conversations, male friendships
"It's not you, it's me."
Tags:breakup, breakups, breaking up, its not you, its me, dump, dumping, dumped, split up, splitting up, ending a relationship, relationship breakdown, relationship breakdowns, relationship, relationships, gorilla, gorillas, giant gorilla, giant gorillas, film, films, movie, movies, monster movie, monster movies, monster, monsters
"I'm afraid we'll have to call it quits, Irene. I love a parade."
"Sorry, Noah, but I should tell you that I've started social distancing from someone else."
Tags:dating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, dumped, seeing someone else, dating other people, date other people, social distancing, self isolation, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses
Janine often played hard to get. Rid of.
"It's no bed of mice and string for me either."
Tags:cat, cats, kitty, feline, felines, break, break up, break ups, breaking up, end, ending, end relationship, ending relationship, dump, dumped, dumping, mice, string, strings, part, parting, relationship, relationships, part, part, parting, perspective, perspectives, perspective shift, perspective shifts
"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"