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"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"
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Mrs. Hanover would soon eat her words.
'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'
'No, not THAT corner!'
'You'll never get me to take my baseball cap off during class!'
"Is this the spatula or the whisk?"
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A Smartphone and his not so smart brother.
'My mother signed my report card but it got smudged by her tears.'
"Try the fish. It's brain food"
'We're measuring the tub to see how big an alligator we can get!'
Student sits under a stool with a dunce cap on it in a classroom.
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
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You had to review your diagnosis?
Dad is in the naughty corner.
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"My broker gave me this Wall Street rally cap."
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New dunce caps
"Dang, I wish she would go back to handing out progress reports again like the rest of them."
'I don't like to make assumptions, but something tells me they're not going to meet the required standards.'
"I think I know where the KKK got their outfit inspiration."
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'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'
'Don't expect to get off with a tongue lashing.'