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'That's a nice gift, Bobby, but I asked for SHIP in a bottle.'
"You're not getting enough fibre."
Happy birthday Dung Beetle
Dung Beetle Drive Thrus - 'I'd like a number two meal.'
"Waiter, there's some Pence in my shit."
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"She's a natural!"
"I've met some rich dung beetles in my time..."
"Looks a bit wet, have you tried adding more fibre?"
"It's collateral. What does it look like?"
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"I've seen your latest project and I must say, it really stinks. I mean, it is utterly putrid. It totally reeks."
My first pile.
How Insects Get Their Names: Bluebottle Fly/Robber Fly/Lady Bug/Dung Beetle/Spittlebugs/Stink Bug/Click Beetle.
'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'
"It's not a backpack."
Dung Beetle's Dictionary of Dung: Dinging verb, to ponder life and all things dung.
Doug the dung beetle was possessive about his new find.
"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."
Dung Beetle's Dictionay of Dung. Full of dung 1. Denoting self importance, eg: He was full of dung. 2. Sometimes literal.
"Very nice work indeed. You've captured a profound sense of provenance; the excrement and its excreter in an ever-rolling circle of life. "
"Don't fold, McFly! He's bluffing. You know he's got a crappy hand!"
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'I'd love to get a different job, but all I know is being an dung beetle.'
'You could go back as a tapeworm, a dung beetle or a telemarketer. That's all we have available at the moment.'
"You're using forelegs? That's disgusting!"
Vinny couldn't wait to tell his parents...He was the first Dung Beetle in his family to make the honor roll.'