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Dung Beetle's Dictionay of Dung. Full of dung 1. Denoting self importance, eg: He was full of dung. 2. Sometimes literal.
"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."
"You're using forelegs? That's disgusting!"
"I'm sorry, Harry, but I need a change. I'm leaving for a job in P.R."
'Not only is he rich. He's rolling in it.'
Horace Dung Beetle- Guinness World Record Holder.
"While us dung beetles do use renewable resources, I don't think you can say we've went green."
"To be truthful, I'm not sure how to advise a dung beetle on dietary requirements..."
"It's not a dung-ball! It's dessert: a profiterole!"
'No, I don't have a favorite. Dung is dung.'
'Well you see, to start with, we learn by rolling peas, and then, we graduate to rolling dung...'
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"Ha ha ha, toilet humour! Classic!"
"Yes Sir, this is your order from "Dung Beetle Catering", but perhaps you meant to order from "Doug Beetle Catering"?"
"Hi Son, is your new friend staying for dinner? Just got a fresh dung-ball..."
"He's a Dung-Beetle: No way I'm giving him mouth-to-mouth!"
"The great thing about being a Dung-Beetle is that there is very little competition for our food..."
"It's a win-win deal: You'll keep my dung safe by eating the flies attracted to the smell..."
"No, it's not a beach ball, it's my lunch..."
"That was a silly way to split the dung Fred! How are we supposed to roll our share home now?"
'Oh, I'm very grateful to Mr and Mrs Dung Beetle for adopting me, even though it took me a while to get used to the food...'
'It is no laughing matter Officer, it was highway robbery: They stole my dung ball!'
Beetles mistake Dwayne for the world's largest dung ball!
"Sorry darling, I'm calling to say I'm running late: the cow was constipated..."
"Mummy, Mummy, I've made a dung-man!"