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'Before you're released, would you mind taking our exit survey?'
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'Whoa...crushing the will to live and an illusion of full employment! You really are ahead of your time, Igor.'
"You missed our anniversary again."
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"And with 10 being the highest, you're sure you're only at a 6?"
Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture
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"It's his birthday."
"I forget. Is this the punishment or the rehabilitation?"
"I'm starting to see some real definition in my abs."
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'You see? One door closes, and another opens up!'
How Is Your Pain Today?
"Take away their Game Boys!"
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"Apparently, nobody up there gives a crap that daylight-saving time is over."
"I was afraid it was bursitis, but it's only repetitive stress injury."
"Sometimes it seems there just aren't enough hours in the day."
"So, what are you doing after this?"
"All I'm getting out of him is a lot of profanity."
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"Must 'More dungeons' always be the answer?"
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"I know you're hurting. We're all hurting."
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"They're keeping me from practicing my religion. I'm a sun-worshipper."
"Alert! A prisoner is escaping!"
"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"
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"Well, if it's any consolation, your social media makes it looks like you're absolutely thriving."
'But my BIG mistake was when I asked my boss for the freedom to follow my ideas wherever they led!'
'Ahhr, he must be French... he's thanking us!'