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"Sometimes I live in the country. Sometimes I live in town. And sometimes I take a great notion to jump in the river and drown."
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'It's rude to dunk your cake into your tea.'
"Make a basket, escape death."
'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'
After the incident with Coach McKracken the Arctic Football League banned drink dumping.
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With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.
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'I can't dunk.'
"You're right! You can't dunk kelp."
Dunk Like A Pro.
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'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'
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'You dunk your donuts your way...'
'There's only one problem drinking from these. I can't dunk a biscuit.'
"If she does not drown, she is a witch, and her punishment will be tabloid notoriety."
'First we were out-gunned by the criminals...now we're out-dunked at the donut shop!'
'I want to start a movement to remove little ketchup packets from fast food restaurants. I can't dunk my fries!'
'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'
Donuts. 12 off.
Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.
'Darling, have you been binge dunking?'
I need a bigger mug!
'That fish sure was a fighter!'
"Dang! Coach's Gran'ma can play rings around me!"