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"Give me a Manhattan"
Tags:cocktail, cocktails, $24, twenty four dollars, dutch, dutch settler, colony, colonized, colony, colonialism, colonial, purchase, purchases, manhattan, new amsterdam, new york, drink, drinks, bar, bars, native american, native americans, american indians, history, historical, american history, trade, trading, trades, tribe, tribes, wall street
"Do you really like Rembrandt, or do you simply identify with him as a white heterosexual male?"
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Tips for boy with his finger in the Dike
Tags:hans brinker, the silver skates, dutch, dike, dikes, finger in the dike, dikes, tip, tipping, the legend of the boy and the dike, the boy and the dike, dutch, a story of life in holland, threatening, threat, blackmailing, the hero of haarlem, cap, caps, holland, netherlands, finger, flood, flooding, dam, dams, dyke, dykes, levee, levees, child, boy, boys, children, pay, money, book, literature, books, novel, novels
"I think Italian is spoken in Heaven and Dutch is spoken in Hell."
A cat waits by a square mouse hole.
Tags:mouse, mice, mondrian, piet mondrian, dutch, dutch painter, dutch painters, modern artist, modern artists, modern art, rat, rats, cat, cats, feline, felines, predator, predators, prey, artist, artists, artistry, de stijl, abstract, abstract art, abstract artist, abstract artists, interior decorator, interior decorators, interior design, interior designs
"I'm going to get you, Manhattan! I'm going to be one of the biggest things that ever hit this place! You just watch, Manhattan! You just watch!"
Tags:manhattan, wall street, new york, new york city, wall, walls, historical event, historical events, american history, dutch, trading company, trading companies, trading vessel, trading vessels, america, discovery, discoveries, colony, colonist, colonists, colonial, imperial, imperialist, imperialists, imperialism, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations
"Of course, it's a very early Rembrandt."
Tags:rembrandt, pretentious, pretentiously, pretension, pretensions, pretense, snob, snobby, snobbery, snobbish, snowman, snowmen, art, arts, artistic, artist, artists, artistically, rembrandt, rembrandts, dutch, dutch masters, dutch master, classic, history of art, authority, old master, old masters, gallery, galleries, prolific, kid, kids, child, child's drawing, drawing, scribble, scribbles, stickman, stick man, stick figure
Other Rembrandt Misattributions
Tags:art, classical, classical art, art history, art histories, historical, hoax, hoaxes, satirical, satire, satires, portraits, portrait, portraits, painting, paintings, dutch, dutch masters, masters, painting masters, ethics, ethic, fakes, deepfake, deep fakes, fake, fakes, faked, forgery, forgeries, forged, unlikely, unlikely images, obvious, oblivious
How the Litte Dutch Boy got his Start...'
Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.
Boy plugging dyke has water coming out of his his ear.
"No doubt about it. Scientifically speaking, knowledge of the river will expand in direct proportion to the length of Mr. Van Gundy's new air hose."
Tags:science, sciences, explore, exploration, learning, learn, dive, diving, diving bell, diving suit, diving helmet, hose, air hose, scuba diving, scuba diver, scuba-diving, scuba-diving, hudson river, river, rivers, dutch, netherlands, deeper, deep, search, searching, proportion, knowledge, expanding
"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."
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Dutch boy and the finger in dyke...
"Quick! Get me an agent."
Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries
"20 bucks? Throw in the hot dog franchise and we gotta deal!"
Tags:manhattan purchase, manhattan, peter minuit, hot dogs, new amsterdam, new york, hot dog, hotdog, hotdogs, hot dogs, franchise, franchises, native american, native americans, colony, colonies, new world, colonisation, colonization, us history, american history, history, hudson bay, history, usa, us, land, indian removal, land grab, land grabs, dutch, money, trinkets, stolen, taken, legal, buy, bought
"Instead of doing jail time, I'm performing eighteen hundred hours of community service."
Tags:dutch, dutch boy, myth, myths, legend, legends, urban legend, urban legends, urban myth, urban myths, jail time, jail, jails, dam, dams, dyke, flood, flood prevention, prevention, flood gate, flood gates, flooding, community service, community, tale, tales, stories, story, crimes, criminal, criminals, services, service, hours, rescue, rescues, rescued, stand, standing in, visual gag, strange image, irony, ironic, region, regions, the netherlands, netherlands, regional, holland
"Diego, Ned, Johannes – did it ever occur to you you're just flipping channels?"
"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."
Tags:tulip, tulips, pink, invest, invests, investment, investments, investor, investors, dutch, romantic, romantics, painter, painters, painting, paintings, trend, trends, fashion trend, fashion trends, art history, art historian, art historians, artist, artists, nature, natural world, netherlands, holland
"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."