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Sixth grade teacher Linda LeBlanc was having a tough time getting psyched up about the new school year.
'A two year warranty and a free squeaky toy with purchase.'
"Do you have anything with more back support?"
"When your memory foam mattress forgets."
"You're hogging the covers again!"
"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"
'You know Dickerson, when most people have a 'duvet day', they stay at home. '
"We could do covers for the duvets - the idiots, er, customers would buy them!!!"
'Aah...a new duvet.'
"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"
A pair of pillows snuggle up in bed together.
Beditation: "I am at one with the duvet."
'OK, let's admit it. We both hog the covers.'
"Why can't duvets be square?"
Police officer to angry woman: 'Sorry Ma'am, but stealing the duvet is not actually a criminal offence.'
'Why don't cats have a snooze button?'
"Hello Mum. Of course I look tired, I've been battling the whole morning changing a duvet cover!"
'...and another thing. You're very selfish.'
"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."
'Finish this proverb: One good turn...'