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Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer
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"I'm fresh out of nightcrawlers. How about this combination VCR/DVD player?"
'And of course, built in obsolescence.'
Could you come back in five minutes? Our movie's not done.'
'I'm bringing it into the pit! The DVD player conked out in the middle of 'Little Miss Sunshine'.'
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"We don't get TV signals out here: Thank goodness, we have a DVD player..."
Modern Rag and Bone Men.
'Here's where the DVD goes.'
'If this were a politically correct cartoon, I'd know exactly how to hook up and program my DVD Player!'
You rented a DVD on how to repair our DVD player?
'No, you can't fast forward the microwave like a DVD!'
"Computers, cell phones, DVD players - we didn't have any of those things in my day."
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'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'
'You will buy a DVD player... but you won't know how to use it.'
'I can't come out and play. I have to show my owner how to hook up his DVD player. Sometimes it's a curse being a smart breed.'
'The School District wants a new bond issue — their DVD players are wearing out.'
BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.
'We're very proud of him. He's only two and he already knows how to program the VCR.'
"You don't have to rewind a DVD, dad."