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"Videotape the history of the world, and I'll binge-watch it after it's destroyed."
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'Let's watch 'Remember the Tightens!'' 'No! I want to watch 'I Love Loosey!''
"Why don't you get two TVs, so you can watch Rachel Maddow and Sean Hannity?"
'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'
"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."
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'Great. I get him the Discovery Dog Channel, now he wants a DVR.'
"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"
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'No, son, Big Brother can't watch everything...that's why he has a DVR.'
'Why do I need to DVR this show when they play it over and over again?'
'I need to go to the bathroom. Can you DVR that while I'm gone?'
'Better reception, more channels and we throw in the DVR for free!'
'I'll relinquish most of my visitation rights if you'll just let Katie come over once in awhile to program my appliances.'
'This is a big seller. It automatically searches for a records all the trash you tell your friends you never watch.'