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"Videotape the history of the world, and I'll binge-watch it after it's destroyed."
"Why don't you get two TVs, so you can watch Rachel Maddow and Sean Hannity?"
"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."
'Great. I get him the Discovery Dog Channel, now he wants a DVR.'
"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"
'No, son, Big Brother can't watch everything...that's why he has a DVR.'
'Better reception, more channels and we throw in the DVR for free!'