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"Sir, have you been drinking, not drinking, drinking, not drinking, drinking?"
"He passed the sobriety test. Now I think he's just showing off."
"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."
"Sir, please pull the vehicle over first."
"It wasn't my fault, Your Honor! -- I swerved to avoid a pink elephant!"
"You've had way too many fermented berries! Let's walk home: it's not safe for you to fly!"
Speed limit 55, Alcohol Limit .08
'I'm the designated driver.'
Celestial Check Point.
Don't you think you've had too many drinks?
"It's not really a gift, Wayne. Most of us have the ability to identify people who aren't riding bicycles by choice."
'You're wondering if I'm gonna give you a sobriety test? You rammed through a barricade, ran over four people, then hit two parked cars. I think we're past a test, lady.'