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"Sure, it's all inherited wealth, but if you knew my parents, you'd say I earned every penny."
Tags:inherited wealth, heir, heirs, family wealth, family fortune, family fortunes, fortune, fortunes, family life, family-life, heir, heirs, family, earning, earnings, inherited money, silver spoon, silver spoons, silver-spoon, silver-spoons, family money, inheritance, will, trust fund, trust funds, trust fund baby, trust fund babies, logic, privilege, privileged, envy, envious, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families, dysfunction
What They Brought to the Table
Tags:thanksgiving, pot luck, pot luck meal, pot luck meal, pot luck dinner, pot luck dinners, potluck, potlucks, bring-and-share, party, parties, partying, dinner party, dinner parties, unhappy, unhappiness, depressed, depression, tension, tensions, dysfunction, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families, resentment, buried resentments, emotion, emotions, emotional, upset, upsets, upsetting
"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."
Tags:taxi, taxis, taxicab, taxicabs, driver, drivers, visit family, visiting family, extended family, extended families, frustration, frustrations, thanksgiving, christmas, holidays, holiday season, dysfunction, dysfunctional, dysfunctional family, crazy, insane, infuriating, home for the holidays, holidays
"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."
Tags:modern life, modern lives, appearance, appearances, keep up appearances, keeping up appearances, superficial, superficiality, happy, happiness, financial ruin, gilded, gilding, gilded age, gilded ages, design, designs, designer, designers, interior design, interior designs, interior designer, interior designers, house, houses, housing, home, homes, homeowner, homeowners, mask, masks, masking, cover up, covers up, covering up, dysfunction, dysfunctional, dysfunctionality
"Your entire family has the flu, and they won't be coming home for Christmas!"
Tags:miracle, miracles, extended family, extended families, flu, flu season, christmas, inlaw, inlaws, in-law, in-laws, holiday season, holiday seasons, stress, stresses, stressing, stressor, stressors, stressed out, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, merry christmas, happy christmas, family gathering, family gatherings, family reunion, family reunions, dysfunction, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families
"Honey, let me call you back—I'm bored."
Tags:relationships, relationships, relationship issues, couple, couples, husband, husbands, boyfriend, boyfriends, partner, bored, boring, boredom, disinterested, phone call, talk on the phone, talking, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, smartphone, smartphones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, conversation, conversations, phone conversation, phone conversations, call back, men, male, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, bad relationship, bad relationships, bad couple, incompatible, dysfunction, dysfunctional
'This is the most dysfunctional company I've ever seen. Everyone is in complete denial about the elephant in the boardroom!'
"Sure, we were dysfunctional, but, by God, we were royal."
Tags:royal, royals, royalty, king, kings, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, poverty gap, dysfunctional, dysfunction, social inequality, inequality, leader, leaders, politician, politicians, power hungry, insensitive, insensitivity, out of touch, incompetent, incompetence, no regret, no regrets, government, governments, selfish, selfishness
Tags:hashtag, hashtags, honest, honesty, #nofilter, no filter, nofilter, thanksgiving, thanksgiving day, thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving dinners, turkey, turkey day, dysfunction, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families, critic, critics, critique, critiques, critiquing, chef, chefs, pretentious, pretentiousness, rude, rudeness, insult, insults, insulting, fall out, falls out, falling out, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, undercooked, cook, cooks, cooking, social media, social network, social networks, social networking
"My witness doesn't understand me."
Tags:law, lawyer, lawyers, judge, judges, judging, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, court, courts, courtroom, court room, courthouse, court house, court of law, trial, trials, persecution, persecutor, legal, legality, legals, language, languages, word, words, play on words, word-play, word play, drinking, drink, drinker, bar, bars, the bar, barister, barrister, lament, laments, lamenting, commiserate, commiserating, commiseration, bartender, bartenders, bartending, wife, wives, complain, complains, complaining, dysfunctional relationship, dysfunction
"We can't tell yet if it's a malfunction or a dysfunction."
"My family likes to set up our grudges at Thanksgiving, stew over them through December, then take our revenge at Christmas."
Tags:dysfunction, family dysfunction, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families, grudge, grudges, anger, angry, rage, thanksgiving, christmas, holiday season, home for the holidays, revenge, vengeance, hold a grudge, passive aggressive, holidays, family gathering, family gatherings, disagreement, disagreements, argument, arguments, blowout, blowouts, blow-up, blow-ups
"I'll level with you, Mr. Burnbaum. It's the worst case of detached irony I've ever seen!"
"Do you remember when Christmas was all about the family getting together and having a big fight?"
Tags:christmas, christmas dinner, christmas dinners, holiday, holidays, holiday dinner, holiday dinners, fight, fights, fighting, row, rows, argument, arguments, dysfunction, dysfunctional, modern family, modern families, modern times, tablet, tablets, technology addiction, technology addictions, tech addict, tech addicts, digital divide, old-fashioned, oldfashioned, family dinner, family dinners, family
"He forgot that today is the tenth anniversary of our couples therapy."
Tags:anniversary, anniversaries, couple, couples, couples therapy, couples therapist, couples therapist, marital counseling, marital counselor, marital counselors, marital counsellor, marital counsellors, tenth anniversary, dysfunction, dysfuctional, dysfunctional relationship, dysfunctional relationships, arguing, spat, spats, married couple, married couples
Welcome to Dysfunction Corp. "We're not a company... We're a family!"
Tags:dysfunction, dysfunctional, dysfunctional family, family, family life, family-life, dysfunctional families, family business, family businesses, archetype, archetypes, role, roles, elephant in the living room, peace-maker, hero, scapegoat, lost child, company, corporation, business, workplace, corporate culture, hierarchy, hierarchic, organization, organizational chart, unhealthy, unhealthy family, family of origin, behavior, group behavior
"Now, here's a show we can relate to...'Dysfunctional Family Feud'."
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, election, elections, vote, voting, votes, voter, voters, indecision, decision, decisions, dysfunction, dysfunctions, political dysfunction, political indecision, political decision, political decisions, voting booth, voting booths, ballot, ballots, election 2016, voter apathy
'It appears that your son's problems stem from attention deficit disorder.'
"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"
"Oh, you do it that way, do you?"
Tags:mother-in-law, cook, cooks, cooking, backseat, passive aggressive, passive-aggressiveness, in-law, in-laws, soup, soups, making soup, recipe, recipes, wife, wives, in-law, in-laws, inlaw, inlaws, control, controls, control freak, control freaks, dysfunction, family dysfunction, dysfunctional, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families, thanksgiving, christmas, dinner, dinners, supper, suppers
"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."
Tags:dysfunction, dysfunctions, dysfunctional, bride, brides, groom, grooms, bridegroom, bridegrooms, wedding, weddings, wedding day, wedding days, love life, commitment, commitments, wedding vow, wedding vows, marriage vow, marriage vows, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, dysfunctional relationship, dysfunctional relationships
"In my opinion, nothing promotes family harmony like caller I.D."
"I'm sorry, Tom... but you don't Chronic Fatigue Syndrome if it only when you're going to see your inlaws."
Tags:chronic fatigue syndrome, cfs, myalgic encephalomyelitis, me, excuse, excuses, fake, fakes, faking, ill, illness, illnesses, faker, fakers, sick, sickness, disease, diseases, psychosomatic, transparent, obvious, inlaw, inlaws, in-law, in-laws, mother in-law, mothers in-law, father in-law, fathers in-law, convenient, convenient excuse, convenient excuses, extended family, dysfunction, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families