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'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'
"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."
"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."
Tags:modern life, modern lives, appearance, appearances, keep up appearances, keeping up appearances, superficial, superficiality, happy, happiness, financial ruin, gilded, gilding, gilded age, gilded ages, design, designs, designer, designers, interior design, interior designs, interior designer, interior designers, house, houses, housing, home, homes, homeowner, homeowners, mask, masks, masking, cover up, covers up, covering up, dysfunction, dysfunctional, dysfunctionality
"Honey, let me call you back—I'm bored."
Tags:relationships, relationships, relationship issues, couple, couples, husband, husbands, boyfriend, boyfriends, partner, bored, boring, boredom, disinterested, phone call, talk on the phone, talking, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, smartphone, smartphones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, conversation, conversations, phone conversation, phone conversations, call back, men, male, gender stereotype, bad relationship, bad relationships, bad couple, incompatible, dysfunction, dysfunctional
'This is the most dysfunctional company I've ever seen. Everyone is in complete denial about the elephant in the boardroom!'
'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'
"Sure, we were dysfunctional, but, by God, we were royal."
Tags:royal, royals, royalty, king, kings, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, poverty gap, dysfunctional, dysfunction, social inequality, inequality, leader, leaders, politician, politicians, power hungry, insensitive, insensitivity, out of touch, incompetent, incompetence, no regret, no regrets, government, governments, selfish, selfishness
"Here at the company, we're just like a family. . . highly dysfunctional yet in complete denial."
Tags:dysfunctional, dysfunctional families, family business, family businesses, family-life, family life, business practice, business practices, denial, denials, corporate culture, operating practices, operating practice, working environment, working environments, work environment, work environments
'Apparently many companies experience problems including: a lack of direction, poor accountability, lack of respect among members, pushing personal agendas, poor communication ...'
"Why can't you take out a full-page newspaper ad and tell everyone how happy we are?"
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Cartooning for Psychopaths.
Dysfunctional Family Tree
"Do you remember when Christmas was all about the family getting together and having a big fight?"
Tags:christmas, christmas dinner, christmas dinners, holiday, holidays, holiday dinner, holiday dinners, fight, fights, fighting, row, rows, argument, arguments, dysfunction, dysfunctional, modern family, modern families, modern times, tablet, tablets, technology addiction, technology addictions, tech addict, tech addicts, digital divide, old-fashioned, oldfashioned, family dinner, family dinners, family
'Would you like to try our new Family-Style meal deal? While you eat I yell at you to be more like your brother then criticize what you're wearing before saying how much you've disappointed me and your father.'
Welcome to Dysfunction Corp. "We're not a company... We're a family!"
Tags:dysfunction, dysfunctional, family, family life, family-life, dysfunctional families, family business, family businesses, archetype, archetypes, role, roles, elephant in the living room, peace-maker, hero, scapegoat, lost child, company, corporation, business, workplace, corporate culture, hierarchy, hierarchic, organization, organizational chart, unhealthy, unhealthy family, family of origin, behavior, group behavior
"Now, here's a show we can relate to...'Dysfunctional Family Feud'."
'I drink because I can't stand my wife since she got fat'...'I comfort eat because I can't stand living with a lousy alcoholic.'
"Don't worry. Around here, if at first you don't succeed, it's just the new normal."
"Looks like we invested in a dysfunctional family of funds."
"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"
"Oh, you do it that way, do you?"
Tags:mother-in-law, cook, cooks, cooking, backseat, passive aggressive, passive-aggressiveness, in-law, in-laws, soup, soups, making soup, recipe, recipes, wife, wives, in-law, in-laws, inlaw, inlaws, control, controls, control freak, control freaks, dysfunction, family dysfunction, dysfunctional, dysfunctional families, thanksgiving, christmas, dinner, dinners, supper, suppers
"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."
Tags:dysfunction, dysfunctions, dysfunctional, bride, brides, groom, grooms, bridegroom, bridegrooms, wedding, weddings, wedding day, wedding days, love life, commitment, commitments, wedding vow, wedding vows, marriage vow, marriage vows, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, dysfunctional relationship, dysfunctional relationships
'Kemper, you're absolutely dysfunctional. Have you ever considered running for public office?'