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"Everyone wants to known what Jesus would do. No one ever asks how Jesus is feeling about his complicated relationship with his father."
Tags:complication, complicated, complications, relationship, relationships, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, father-son, jesus, bible story, bible stories, gospel, gospels, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional relationship, dysfunctional relationships, god, new testament, christianity, wwjd, what would jesus do, christian, christians
"Sure, it's all inherited wealth, but if you knew my parents, you'd say I earned every penny."
Tags:inherited wealth, heir, heirs, family wealth, family fortune, family fortunes, fortune, fortunes, family life, family-life, heir, heirs, family, earning, earnings, inherited money, silver spoon, silver spoons, silver-spoon, silver-spoons, family money, inheritance, will, trust fund, trust funds, trust fund baby, trust fund babies, logic, privilege, privileged, envy, envious, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families, dysfunction
What They Brought to the Table
Tags:thanksgiving, pot luck, pot luck meal, pot luck meal, pot luck dinner, pot luck dinners, potluck, potlucks, bring-and-share, party, parties, partying, dinner party, dinner parties, unhappy, unhappiness, depressed, depression, tension, tensions, dysfunction, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families, resentment, buried resentments, emotion, emotions, emotional, upset, upsets, upsetting
"Yes, I'd like to be placed on the Do Not Call list. Also, happy birthday Mom."
Tags:do not call list, do not call registry, do not call, telemarketing, cold call, cold calls, cold callers, cold caller, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, daughter, daughters, adult child, calling mom, calling mum, difficult relationships, no contact, family, families, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families
"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."
Tags:car, car salesman, car salesmen, road trip, road trips, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaying, used car, used cars, argument, arguments, fall out, falling out, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families, kid, kids, back seat, backseat, row, row, rowing, bicker, bickers, bickering, are we there yet, special features, bonus features, add-on, add-ons, specification, specifications, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles
"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."
Tags:taxi, taxis, taxicab, taxicabs, driver, drivers, visit family, visiting family, extended family, extended families, frustration, frustrations, thanksgiving, christmas, holidays, holiday season, dysfunction, dysfunctional, dysfunctional family, crazy, insane, infuriating, home for the holidays, holidays
Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.
Tags:road trip, road trips, drive, drives, driver, drivers, fall out, falls out, falling out, discussion, discussions, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, devolve, devolves, devolving, devolution, family trip, family trips, cooped up, family dysfunction, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families, road sign, road signs, highway, highways, long distance drive, long distance drives, prediction, predictions
"Your entire family has the flu, and they won't be coming home for Christmas!"
Tags:miracle, miracles, extended family, extended families, flu, flu season, christmas, inlaw, inlaws, in-law, in-laws, holiday season, holiday seasons, stress, stresses, stressing, stressor, stressors, stressed out, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, merry christmas, happy christmas, family gathering, family gatherings, family reunion, family reunions, dysfunction, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families
"Hey! Pay-per-view here, if you and your mother don't mind."
Tags:tv, watching tv, pay-per-view tv, television, watching a movie, watching a film, noise, noisey, unwanted noise, unwanted distractions, on the phone, phoning, calling, calling your mom, calling mom, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, phone, phonecall, couple, couples, argument, arguing, angry husband, passive aggression, passive aggressive, family, families, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families
The Trump family
Happy Mothers Day!
Get Well Soon
"Well, I guess that was a family movie. If your family is a bunch of violent, psychotic sociopaths."
Tags:sociopath, sociopaths, psychopath, psychopaths, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families, family movie, family movies, family film, family films, movie, movies, film, films, movie rating, movie ratings, film rating, film ratings, unsuitable content, child-friendly, child friendly, child friendliness
"Here at the company, we're just like a family. . . highly dysfunctional yet in complete denial."
Tags:dysfunctional, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families, family business, family businesses, family-life, family life, business practice, business practices, denial, denials, corporate culture, operating practices, operating practice, working environment, working environments, work environment, work environments
'Wow, great marks. Don't tell Daddy - he already suspects you're not his.'
Tags:hashtag, hashtags, honest, honesty, #nofilter, no filter, nofilter, thanksgiving, thanksgiving day, thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving dinners, turkey, turkey day, dysfunction, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families, critic, critics, critique, critiques, critiquing, chef, chefs, pretentious, pretentiousness, rude, rudeness, insult, insults, insulting, fall out, falls out, falling out, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, undercooked, cook, cooks, cooking, social media, social network, social networks, social networking
Father's day card for a dysfunctional family.
Tags:dad, dads, father, fathers, father's day, fathers day, card, cards, father's day card, fathers day cards, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional familys, greeting card, greeting cards, feature, features, bury, buries, burying, dead body, dead bodies, back yard, saw, spot, spotted, spotting, set a good example, setting a good example, fatherly figure, fatherly figures, role model, role models, role modelling, good influence, good influences
'I always felt different as a child - I come from a functional family.'
"That's my parents' room."
Tags:parent, parents, parents' room, parents' rooms, rating, ratings, r rating, r ratings, adult situation, adult situations, ratings board, ratings boards, brief nudity, adult language, violence, violent, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families, family dysfunction, parent, parents, parenting, son, sons, warn, warns, warning, parental advisory, parental warning, warn, warns, warning, warning sign, warning signs, caution, caution sign, caution signs
"My family likes to set up our grudges at Thanksgiving, stew over them through December, then take our revenge at Christmas."
Tags:dysfunction, family dysfunction, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families, grudge, grudges, anger, angry, rage, thanksgiving, christmas, holiday season, home for the holidays, revenge, vengeance, hold a grudge, passive aggressive, holidays, family gathering, family gatherings, disagreement, disagreements, argument, arguments, blowout, blowouts, blow-up, blow-ups
Just your average family holiday portrait.
"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."
"It's not all your fault, some of it is my mother's!"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting issue, parenting issues, complex, complexes, psychological complex, psychological complexes, mother issues, mommy issues, personal issues, family issues, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families, blame, blames, blaming, assigning blame, assign blame, assigns blame
Dysfunctional Family Tree
'Would you like to try our new Family-Style meal deal? While you eat I yell at you to be more like your brother then criticize what you're wearing before saying how much you've disappointed me and your father.'