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'Now that we're an E-business, maybe we should buy a computer.'
"...Coulda been huge, man."
"Nah, it can't just be that the plug's out. That would be too simple and inexpensive."
"The good news is we've financed another dot.com for no fathomable reason."
'Then it's moved and seconded that the compulsory retirement age be fixed at twentyfive'
'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'
'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'
Out of e-business
At the E-Business convention...What you need to know...what you'd rather hear.
'So like, loan dude, isn't it O.K. to get the actual icea for the kind of e-business we'd like to start after you lend us the $50 million?'
"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."
"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."
Dot com profits chart going down into the dustbin.
Smoke signals dot com
"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"
Building Directory... First Floor: Traditional businesses pretending to be young, hip and edgy...