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'Does your bird talk?'
Initially excited about the possibilities of email, God lost interest when he discovered someone was already using his favorite screen name.
'Not speaking to each other in a whole new medium!'
'The next time you decide to send a Valentine's email...don't press 'send all' by mistake.'
'And you say you check your e-mail on average three or four hundred times a day?'
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Berlitz guide to Scamese
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'See kids? This is a LETTER. A LETTER. Back when I was a kid, people would send these all the time. There was no such thing as e-mail.'
"You realize that if you eat that, you'll get marketing emails for the rest of your life."
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'Let me guess. Your boss sent you a nasty e-mail, and you're composing your reply.'
"I'm sure we're in all the same blind ccs."
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To discourage the sending of personal e-mails at work...
'I was just ringing to see if you received the letter about the e-mails I sent you?'
"It's from Santa, and it goes way, way beyond jolly."
Spam email is everywhere.
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'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'
"Be right with you, just checking my email."
He replied all.
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'Congratulations! You're our 10,000th customer and you've just won 5,000 free pills!'
'Right I'm off on my hols...I've left the numbers for the airline and the hotel and you've got my mobile, the back-up mobile, my wife's mobile and I'll be checking my e-mails daily!'
The Eternal Question
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Congratulations You Have Been Selected to Receive a Free Gift Card
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'I'm sorry but you obviously don't believe in God because you didn't forward the religious emails to 10 or more people in your address book.'
"If it's any help, your sentence was the most e-mailed story of the week."
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