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"Thanks, but I'll just stick with beer."
"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!"
"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat."
Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".
"It was a revelation. What I thought was salmonella was really E.coli, and what I though was E.coli was really salmonella."
Bacteria in junk food
"We are not very happy about being seated next to the lavatories!"
"My fortune cookie says to call the food poisoning hotline."