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Initially excited about the possibilities of email, God lost interest when he discovered someone was already using his favorite screen name.
'And you say you check your e-mail on average three or four hundred times a day?'
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'See kids? This is a LETTER. A LETTER. Back when I was a kid, people would send these all the time. There was no such thing as e-mail.'
'Let me guess. Your boss sent you a nasty e-mail, and you're composing your reply.'
'Congratulations! You're our 10,000th customer and you've just won 5,000 free pills!'
'Gee, Bill, you're not still upset about that e-mail I sent you yesterday, are you?'
'Electronic correspondence is hurting our business. You can read more about this in the e-mail I'll be sending out tomorrow.'
'Ever since they installed the SPAM filter, I haven't had a single letter.'
'You should check your e-mail more often. I fired you three weeks ago.'
'I think morale might imrove if you discontinued the 'loser of the week' e-mail.'
Postmodernist Pat, "the advent of 'electronic mail' has of course transcended the traditional 'sender-purveyor-receiver' relationship"
Ed Revere, Spam Courier
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"Hey - Craig - we must do email sometime."
'Oh . . . you mean that silly little email?'
Guess what I found?
'Globalization means when your e-mail account is full with spam from countries you've never heard of...'
"Problem solved, Honey...no more spam on your laptop!"
A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'
"I'm worried about Dad, he's got invisible friends"
Can of spam 'free with every internet package.'
"More e-mails Mrs. Jones."
This is not a scam. Send money and receive authentic 'This is Not A Scam' certificate."
'Karen, you know that stupid chain e-mail that you deleted? 'Forward within two hours or a hideous spell will befall you!' I just got it too! Dee-lete!'