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Initially excited about the possibilities of email, God lost interest when he discovered someone was already using his favorite screen name.
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computer, computers, laptop, laptops, pc, pcs, desktop, desktops, email, emails, e mail, e mails, e-mail, e-mails, address, addresses, screen name, screen names, god, gods, heaven, christianity, christian, christians, interest, interested, lost interest, loses interest, brevity'And you say you check your e-mail on average three or four hundred times a day?'
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doctor, doctors, arm, arms, build up, builds up, muscle, muscles, grow, growth, growths, abnormal, unusual, e-mail, e-mails, email, emails, e mail, e mails, electronic, electronics, mail, mails, check, checks, checking, checker, checkers, excess, excessive, overuse, overused, overuses, close to home'See kids? This is a LETTER. A LETTER. Back when I was a kid, people would send these all the time. There was no such thing as e-mail.'
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letter, letters, old fashioned, out of date, email, emails, e mail, e mails, e-mail, e-mails, internet, online, on line, electronic mail, electronic mails, message, messages, messaging, post, posts, mail, mails, mailbox, mailboxes, postbox, postboxes, modern, modernisation, close to home'Let me guess. Your boss sent you a nasty e-mail, and you're composing your reply.'
'Gee, Bill, you're not still upset about that e-mail I sent you yesterday, are you?'
'Electronic correspondence is hurting our business. You can read more about this in the e-mail I'll be sending out tomorrow.'
'Ever since they installed the SPAM filter, I haven't had a single letter.'
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office, offices, computer, computers, software, hardware, desk, desks, spam, email, emails, mail, letter, letters, e-mail, e-mails, e mail, e mails, spam filter, spam filters, filter, filters, unwanted e-mail, unwanted e-mails, unsolicited e-mail, unsolicited e-mails'You should check your e-mail more often. I fired you three weeks ago.'
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e-mail, e-mails, email, emails, e mail, e mails, fired, firing, hiring and firing, dismissed, sacked, sacking, efficiency, news, responsiveness'I think morale might imrove if you discontinued the 'loser of the week' e-mail.'
Ed Revere, Spam Courier
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revere, american history, historical, historical figures, paul revere, civil war, midnight ride, us history, usa, revolution, revolutionary, courier, spam, spam mail, spam email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, e mail, e mails, spammer, spammed, fish joke, sale, sales, salesmen, salesman, hard sell, unsolicited, telemarketer, telemarketing, telemarket, hourse back, ye oldeSpam Shells
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spam, spam mail, spam email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, e mail, e mails, spammer, spammed, fish joke, sale, sales, salesmen, salesman, hard sell, unsolicited, telemarketer, telemarketing, telemarket, shell, seashell, seashells, sea shell, sea shells, conch, conches, magic conch, beach, beaches, beach combing, beach-combing, beach-comb, beach comb, seaside, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidaysGuess what I found?
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email, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, emails, e-mail, e-mails, e mail, e mails, cell, cells, phone, phones, lost property, lost cell, lost cells, lost phone, lost phones, lost mobile, lost mobiles'Hey did you get those 15 funny emails that I sent to you and 43 of my other best friends???'
This is not a scam. Send money and receive authentic 'This is Not A Scam' certificate."
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scam, scams, con, cons, scammer, scammers, junk mail, junk mails, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, e mail, e mails, certificate, certificates, gullibility, gullibile, con artist, con artists, cybercrimes, cyber-crimes, cyber crimes'Karen, you know that stupid chain e-mail that you deleted? 'Forward within two hours or a hideous spell will befall you!' I just got it too! Dee-lete!'
Spam in inbox.
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spam, emails, e-mail, e-mails, e mail, e mails, inboxes, intrays, in-trays, email, inbox, intray, in tray, in-tray, messages, messages, in trays, junk mail, junk letter, tinned spam, tinned spams, junk letters, junk mails, desk job, desk jobs'Gathering paper, a pen, finding an envelope, figuring out postage...letter writing is wayyy to technical for me.'
Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.
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computer, personal, pc, internet, email, electronic, mail, circus, clown, clowns, circus clown, circus clowns, e-mail, emails, e-mails, e mail, e mails, internet user, internet users, electronic mail"Woke up this morning, got those unsolicited email blues..."
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email, e mail, emails, e mails, electronic mail, receiving, junk mail, junk e mail, junk e mails, unsolicited email, the blues, soul, music, blues