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Initially excited about the possibilities of email, God lost interest when he discovered someone was already using his favorite screen name.
'And you say you check your e-mail on average three or four hundred times a day?'
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'See kids? This is a LETTER. A LETTER. Back when I was a kid, people would send these all the time. There was no such thing as e-mail.'
'Let me guess. Your boss sent you a nasty e-mail, and you're composing your reply.'
'Gee, Bill, you're not still upset about that e-mail I sent you yesterday, are you?'
'Electronic correspondence is hurting our business. You can read more about this in the e-mail I'll be sending out tomorrow.'
'Ever since they installed the SPAM filter, I haven't had a single letter.'
'I think morale might imrove if you discontinued the 'loser of the week' e-mail.'
'You should check your e-mail more often. I fired you three weeks ago.'
Ed Revere, Spam Courier
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'Oh . . . you mean that silly little email?'
"Problem solved, Honey...no more spam on your laptop!"
Guess what I found?
'Hey did you get those 15 funny emails that I sent to you and 43 of my other best friends???'
Can of spam 'free with every internet package.'
"More e-mails Mrs. Jones."
This is not a scam. Send money and receive authentic 'This is Not A Scam' certificate."
'Karen, you know that stupid chain e-mail that you deleted? 'Forward within two hours or a hideous spell will befall you!' I just got it too! Dee-lete!'
Spam in inbox.
'Gathering paper, a pen, finding an envelope, figuring out postage...letter writing is wayyy to technical for me.'
Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.
Will forward e-mail jokes for food.
"Woke up this morning, got those unsolicited email blues..."