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"Hold on a second. I have no idea where my ears are."
"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."
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'The specialist gave me this medicine for my hearing loss. He said two drops a day in my beer, but so far I haven't noticed any improvements.'
"Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear."
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'No smoking in the building, Haskins.'
'I'm perfect for the job... I've got huge ears; tons of candy for stockings, and, in a pinch, I can deliver to everywhere in the world in one night.'
'Where's the duck?'
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And a seed is planted in Van Gogh's subconscious,
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After his career in advertising faded, Hamburger Helper tried his hand in health care... It wouldn't last.
'Actually, Mr. Van Gogh, we deal mostly with inner ear problems.'
'Wow. You really can't hear a thing on this end.'
"I'm serious about keeping my New Year's resolutions. In the past, my resolutions when in one year and out the other."
'Our story is pretty typical. We met in the lab.'
Ear, Nose and Throat Specialist.
"The ringing in your ears-I think I can help."
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Potato Crashes into Tree, While the Rest of His Features Ski On.
"Mr. Hudson, it's time for your hearing test."
Eye, ear, nose and throat specialist with owl, rabbit, elephant and giraffe in waiting room.
"Are you sure you're here about your throat?"
'Wait I can see something moving and it's waving a white flag!'
"Oh no! It's an ear! Didn't Vincent get the list?"
Someone blowing a trumpet in someone else ear inside a shop
"It's a constant ringing in my ears. When I try to ignore it, they leave a message."
'Happy New Ear!'
"I want to keep it."