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"You should be wearing something on your head, young man! Look at you grandpa. He never goes outside in this kind of weather without wearing his earmuffs."
Tags:kid, kids, child, youngsters, young one, young ones, youngster, offspring, grandchild, earmuff, earmuffs, grandkid, grandkids, ear hair, earhair, ear-hair, generation gap, generation gaps, old age, old-age, old-aged, grandfather, grandfathers, winter clothes, winter clothing, winter outfit, winter outfits
'If I have to perch here all day, then you really need to do something about your ear hair.'
'I wish I had a lot more hair on my head.'
"Yes dear, I'm sure if it were smaller the pepper mill would make a fine ear and nose hair trimmer."
"I've just realized that the hair growing out of your ears equals the amount that's receded from your head."
FINDING POSTITIVES IN AGING
"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."
Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.
This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.
Getting older is . . . When you start getting hair in more places that you don't want it, and losing it where you do.
Ears and Nostril Shampoo.
You know you're getting old... when your barber spends more time on your eyebrows and ears than on the hairs on your head.
Tags:pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old age, old aged, old-age, old-aged, senior moment, senior moments, ageing, aging, ageing process, aging process, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, haircut, haircuts, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstyle, hairstyles, facial hair, facial hairs, nose hair, ear hair
'Hi, I'm Ralph. Not only am I the President of the Ear-Hair Club for Men, I'm also a member!'
'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'
'He's the first man to undergo a hair transplant from his ears and nostrils.'
"The sun is killing me up here. . ."
Tags:male pattern baldness, hair loss, hair-loss, ageing, ageing process, aging process, old age, old-age, bald spot, bald spots, balding, aging, middle aged, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, back hair, ear hair, ear hairs, back hairs, bald head, bald heads, receding hairline, receding hairlines
"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."
Tags:middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, ear hair, ear hairs, ear-hair, ear-hairs, ponytail, ponytails, pony tail, pony tails, pony-tail, pony-tails, fashions, fashionable, fashion statement, fashion statements, long hair, male grooming, male-grooming, male fashion, male fashions, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, hairstyle, hairstyles, haircut, haircuts
Operation Chrome Drone: "Troops, we can't hold this position any longer. We;re pulling back to the ears and nostrils."
Tags:hair, hair follicle, nose hair, ear hair, toupee, male pattern baldness, ageing, aging, hair loss, hair-loss, bald, balding, hair piece, wig, hair weave, male pattern balding, snail pattern balding, bald spot, middle age, hair transplant, hair weave, toupee, bald spot, thinning hair, getting older, mid-life crisis, hair fringe, thinning hair, comb over, hair piece, military, army, retreat, pull back, strategic withdrawal, holding position, soldier, soldiers
"You know I'm not one to be superficial darling, but I think it's time to trim your ear-hair..."
"Does sir wear his hair cut just off the ear?"