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"I wanted a toaster."
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'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'
Great Moments in Accountancy.
"Yeah, it's amazing technology and all. . .But now that everybody has one, nobody communicates directly with each other any more."
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"I met somebody with a hut."
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'Congratulations, you've just initiated the first risk assessment accident report. . .'
"It's called Wheel. I hate these modern artists."
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"It's Okay!! I just called 9-1-1!!!"
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"Where there's smoke there's fire, at least there will be after someone invents fire."
'Someone needs to invent concerts so we can hold these over our heads when the band is really awesome.'
"He said he was working on something big. Now e;ll never know what it was."
"It did all that with only two thumbs."
"What's new? I just discovered fire, the wheel, and the campaign promise in a single day!"
"Now that we invented written communication, I'm afraid it will lead to texting, then ruin verbal communication."
"Instead of roaming around in the dark, bumping into things, I stay in the cave all night with my eyes closed."
"I don't think there's anyplace I'm in that much of a hurry to get to."
What to do till medicine is discovered....
"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"
'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'
"Why don't we get the History Channel?"
'He's got a new job as a solar power lobbyist.'
"Of course I've been playing in the dirt - That's all there IS!"
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"I just invented the 'church' - It's for donating money to."