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'Nope, there isn't any more to life. Hunt...gather...that's pretty much it.'
Near Clovis, New Mexico, evidence of an early, advanced civilization is found with the discovery of Toast Points
"I wanted a toaster."
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"The gods must be on-line tonight."
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'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'
"Yeah, it's amazing technology and all. . .But now that everybody has one, nobody communicates directly with each other any more."
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"I met somebody with a hut."
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"It's Okay!! I just called 9-1-1!!!"
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'Someone needs to invent concerts so we can hold these over our heads when the band is really awesome.'
Early Stand-Up Comedy. 'A neanderthal, a Cro-magnon and a peking man walk into a cave...'
'Come on! Up and at 'em! It's dawn already! You got things to do! Hunt, gather, break rocks, pile rocks, throw rocks! Let's move it! Chop, chop!'
"He said he was working on something big. Now e;ll never know what it was."
'I used to be a hunter-gatherer. Then my inner hunter killed off my inner gatherer. Now I'm just a hunter.'
"It did all that with only two thumbs."
"What's new? I just discovered fire, the wheel, and the campaign promise in a single day!"
"Now that we invented written communication, I'm afraid it will lead to texting, then ruin verbal communication."
"Instead of roaming around in the dark, bumping into things, I stay in the cave all night with my eyes closed."
"I don't think there's anyplace I'm in that much of a hurry to get to."
'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'
What to do till medicine is discovered....
"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"
'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'
"Why don't we get the History Channel?"