Early Death Cartoons and Comics

"I don't want to deal with inheritance stuff. My plan is to just die before everyone else."

"You startled me for a moment there!"

"Technically, it's not your time yet, but we were sick of your complaining."

"You can afford to retire at 65, but you'll need to die at 70."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

'Old age, eh? I just sort of left in a huff.'

"First I was prematurely gray. Now I'm prematurely dead."

A man sits on coffin-shaped chairs in the smoking area.

Safe on campus.

'I blame my parents.'

"I've been expecting you."

"I've gone over your figures and come up with an achievable strategy for you. It involves a delayed retirement and an early death."

'What about my grandfather then... He ate whatever he liked and still lived to be 38!'

'Getting him the penthouse at least means that we have a window of opportunity.'

'He died of too much money.'

Madam Zaza sees your future.

Elevator Stuffing Was A Very Short Lived Fad In The 1950s,

'Are you worried about getting old?'

Elevator Stuffing was a very short lived fad in the 1950s.

It was nature's way of telling me to slow down.

Sign on the gate of Peaceful Hills reads 'No early birds.'

'That's what I'd call corporate identity! Not only did your husband make great profits, he also saved me from having to pay a bonus and a pension!'

'Maybe I'll die earlier because I drink, smoke and eat too much. But at least, I'll die happily!'

Michael Jackson