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"I don't want to deal with inheritance stuff. My plan is to just die before everyone else."
"You startled me for a moment there!"
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"Technically, it's not your time yet, but we were sick of your complaining."
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'Old age, eh? I just sort of left in a huff.'
"First I was prematurely gray. Now I'm prematurely dead."
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A man sits on coffin-shaped chairs in the smoking area.
Safe on campus.
'I blame my parents.'
"I've been expecting you."
"I've gone over your figures and come up with an achievable strategy for you. It involves a delayed retirement and an early death."
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'What about my grandfather then... He ate whatever he liked and still lived to be 38!'
'Getting him the penthouse at least means that we have a window of opportunity.'
'He died of too much money.'
Madam Zaza sees your future.
Elevator Stuffing Was A Very Short Lived Fad In The 1950s,
'Are you worried about getting old?'
Elevator Stuffing was a very short lived fad in the 1950s.
'Once we baby boomers kark it, all the good jobs will go to you lot.'
It was nature's way of telling me to slow down.
Sign on the gate of Peaceful Hills reads 'No early birds.'
'That's what I'd call corporate identity! Not only did your husband make great profits, he also saved me from having to pay a bonus and a pension!'
'Maybe I'll die earlier because I drink, smoke and eat too much. But at least, I'll die happily!'
'Sorry it's earlier than expected. Just a clerical error, I'm afraid...'
'My wife died early... It was 2.50 in the morning...'