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'Sleep always feel more important in the morning.'
'Cock a doodle don't.'
'Well, I woke everybody up early this mornin'.'
'BZZZ. . . Don't bother setting it for Monday. You won't be waking up here.'
'But you said to get you up at 6 because you had to wash your hair. . . but you said not matter how much you. . . but. . .'
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'Never, Ever...make the mistake of setting your alarm for 3:00 a.m. if you intend to get up at 7:00 a.m.'
"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."
Tags:smoke signal, smoke signals, call, calls, early morning calls, communication, message, messages, annoying message, annoying messages, woken up, wake up, time zone, time zones, different time zones, native american, native americans, native american indian, native american indians, indigenous people, couple, couples, partner, partners, asleep, in bed, early morning
Oh, man, I got to bed seriously late last night.
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"No, you're not disturbing me, Herb. I'm up with the chickens this morning."
"Well, some of us mortals have to get up tomorrow morning."
Tags:drink, drinks, drinking, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drunk, alcohol, word play, gods, greek, greek gods, greek goddess, greek goddesses, neptune, olympian gods, olympian god, greek mythology, myth, myths, norse, norsemen, early start, early morning, mortal, mortality, immortal, immortality, businessman, unemployed, mortals, immortals, legend, legends, mercury
'The hardest part of this running routine is exercising the will power to do it.'
'I'm not a morning person. I can't rise until I've had my coffee.'
The 6 A.M. News Team
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"It's too late to worry anymore tonight, I'll get up early tomorrow."
"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"
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"No, I'm an ocologist, as in a cancer doctor. Not an on-call-ogist! Stop calling me!"
You're too late. Someone else already seized the day.
"Master Bat-Guy, it's time to wake up."
'Am I getting up or going to bed?'
"I made breakfast last spring."
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"Don't you have a snooze button?"
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Instant Human: Just Add Coffee
The day coffee spoke.
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