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The Boulevard of Unbroken Dreams
Sleeping through new year celebrations
"This is cultural appropriation."
"Well, I'd better get to bed. I want to wake up early from hibernation."
'How come every time you get tired, I'm the one who has to go to bed early?'
'All right. I'll get forty winks, but not one wink more.'
'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'
'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'
'Early to bed and early to rise. I like a saying with an escape clause.'
Ed's retirement plan was foolproof.
'Feeling tired, listless and worn out? Then take my advice, go to bed.'
'Early to bed and early to rise. . .Means you never socialize.'
'I like to go to bed early and wake up with the chickens.'
'. . . I have to get up early to start drinking again.'
"Did you know Halloween was your mom's favorite holiday? She would dress you guys as pinatas, and then all the kids would chase you back home. She liked getting to bed early."
"But I dreamed I was awake all night."
'I know it's only six o'clock. That's what you get for sending me to bed so early!'
Early Night Club
The night is young! ...But we're not.
"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."
"Happy new year!"