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Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.
"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."
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'Instead of passing the fat tax on soda, the government requires that people do 10 chin-ups before the cooler will open.'
Bread Winner-Need More Dough
'Like the sign says...It's all THEIRS.'
'Earn Dollars a Day by Doing Absolutely Nothing!'
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'If the S.E.C. had its way... we could only report what we earned.'
'This is where the bribes kicked in.'
Penny Saved, Penny Earned.
'I'm expecting a big raise this year or, at the very least, to keep my job.'
'Oh I can be reliable and for an extra three hundred a week, I can be efficient too.'
'In a nutshell, we're a middle-income family with upper-income tastes.'
"I'm sorry... Apparently you don't make enough money to use this loophole!"
'When I was hired here, they promised me a six figure salary. I guess they were counting the digits to the right of the decimal.'
'You're lucky, Peberty. You don't have to deal with the tax consequences of a big salary and bonuses.'
'If you earn more than you spend, your net worth will grow. That's the meaning of life.'
'It's a living.'
"Hey, I'm just happy to be making an obscene amount of money."
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'I'm not getting paid as much as my female peers.'
Department of efficiency and cost analysis.
'It's all smoke and mirrors and obscene bonuses.'
'I'm sending in my quarterly estimated tax payment, but I'm not signing the check. If I have to guess how much I made, let the IRS guess who made it.'
'Honestly, this one is for good posture!'
'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'
"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."
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