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Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.
'Instead of passing the fat tax on soda, the government requires that people do 10 chin-ups before the cooler will open.'
'Like the sign says...It's all THEIRS.'
'If the S.E.C. had its way... we could only report what we earned.'
"If the normal stuff doesn't work, try reminding him of how little money he's saved compared to most of his peers."
'This is where the bribes kicked in.'
'I'm leaving politics for patriotic reasons. Earning more money in the private sector would stimulate the economy.'
Parenting is... watching them sleep.
'I'm not getting paid as much as my female peers.'
'It's all smoke and mirrors and obscene bonuses.'
Department of efficiency and cost analysis.
'Honestly, this one is for good posture!'
'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'
'I plead not guilty by reason of money.'
"I can't wait to tell everyone back home that I own an island."
'Due to all the government bailouts, you'll need to earn more. We're counting on you to bail us out.'
'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'
"That's the last dollar I ever earned."
"As you go through life, take time to monetize the roses."
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'This plan of your is really going out on a limb!' 'That's where the fruit is.'
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'Put it this way, Simkins - you think that you are underpaid and I think that you are overpaid. We'll compromise and carry on with your present salary!'
'He's trying to put three kids through college.'
My first lunch money dollar.
Sheila finds a way to supplement her baby-sitting income.